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1st Jun 2010, 20:16
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Posted By Kolibear

Initial trials of Stealth Artillery showed that...

Initial trials of Stealth Artillery showed that there was room for improvement
22nd Oct 2009, 10:12
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Posted By Kolibear

Xindog could always complete the Sudogku before...

Xindog could always complete the Sudogku before Xin finished the crossword
20th Feb 2009, 11:48
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Posted By Kolibear

Having been beaten for the last four years,...

Having been beaten for the last four years, Julian had perfected his design and was confident of winning the Inter-Departmental egg & spoon race.
1st Oct 2008, 20:38
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Posted By Kolibear

I don't think these mobile telephones will ever...

I don't think these mobile telephones will ever really catch on
22nd Jan 2008, 11:49
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Posted By Kolibear

The China branch of the Janet Jackson Fan Club...

The China branch of the Janet Jackson Fan Club pays tribute to a 'wardrobe malfunction'
21st Nov 2007, 13:43
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Posted By Kolibear

Mrs Miggins ponders the difference between...

Mrs Miggins ponders the difference between understeer and oversteer.
13th Nov 2007, 11:43
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Posted By Kolibear

The ship's crew were behaving like a load of...

The ship's crew were behaving like a load of anchors.
8th Nov 2007, 13:10
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Posted By Kolibear

The forced grins couldn't conceal the fact that...

The forced grins couldn't conceal the fact that as fast as they poured the milk in one end, so it gushed out of the other.
20th Sep 2007, 14:03
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Kolibear

Realising that the pilot was deeply embarrassed...

Realising that the pilot was deeply embarrassed by getting into the wrong seat, the Nav feigned a deep and intense interest in a passing ant.
16th Aug 2007, 13:55
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Posted By Kolibear

When landing on a wet runway, maintain a firm...

When landing on a wet runway, maintain a firm forward pressure on the control column to force the wheels through the surface water.
18th Jun 2007, 07:13
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Posted By Kolibear

The rN launches its new '538-538' parcel delivery...

The rN launches its new '538-538' parcel delivery service
18th May 2007, 14:27
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Posted By Kolibear

Driver! I've told you before! Do NOT brake...

Driver! I've told you before! Do NOT brake everytime a rabbit runs out in front!!!
14th May 2007, 11:15
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Posted By Kolibear

Linda won the World Straining Competition with...

Linda won the World Straining Competition with this double hernia and rupture
25th Apr 2007, 14:07
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Posted By Kolibear

Loading the departure lounge into the aircraft...

Loading the departure lounge into the aircraft was cutting Ryanair's turn-round time in half
12th Apr 2007, 11:36
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Posted By Kolibear

Miss Suzie Wong (right) is modelling the latest...

Miss Suzie Wong (right) is modelling the latest addition to the RAF Branded Clothing range.
15th Jan 2007, 12:03
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Posted By Kolibear

Dachshund Airways take delivery of their...

Dachshund Airways take delivery of their trademark airliner.
5th Jan 2007, 13:35
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Posted By Kolibear

Carrying the sniper's spare target pinned onto...

Carrying the sniper's spare target pinned onto his beret was to be Lars Larsson's biggest mistake.
20th Oct 2006, 14:08
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Posted By Kolibear

If this was a 'name-that-tune' competion, then...

If this was a 'name-that-tune' competion, then the answer would have to be Glen Campbell's 'Wichita Lineman'.
28th Sep 2006, 13:44
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Posted By Kolibear

DX Wombat's new caravan was a great improvement...

DX Wombat's new caravan was a great improvement over the old one.
4th Jul 2006, 12:17
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Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

Pilot :- "Bugger it! How the **** does the...

Pilot :- "Bugger it! How the **** does the steering lock come off?"

or

Pilot :- "If I connect the red wire to the black wire, it should start"
27th Jun 2006, 11:36
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Posted By Kolibear

"OI! You!!, Come 'ere and give us a push start -...

"OI! You!!, Come 'ere and give us a push start - bloody pilots flattened the battery again"
26th Jun 2006, 13:54
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Posted By Kolibear

"Does anyone know the helpdesk's...

"Does anyone know the helpdesk's number?"
24th May 2006, 11:36
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Posted By Kolibear

'Ah b*****ks, I've left the crystal ball at home...

'Ah b*****ks, I've left the crystal ball at home - what do I say now?'


'Tony demonstates his newly learnt phrenology (http://pages.britishlibrary.net/phrenology/) technique'
10th Apr 2006, 12:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

"I think we'll try the spin cycle next"

"I think we'll try the spin cycle next"
28th Mar 2006, 10:42
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Posted By Kolibear

"THe hippopotamus has the widest gape in the...

"THe hippopotamus has the widest gape in the entire animal kingdom"
26th Jan 2006, 13:41
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Kolibear

When they found that the pilot had a thrust lever...

When they found that the pilot had a thrust lever as well as a joystick, Fiona & Maggie knew that a woman's place was in the cockpit.
24th Jan 2006, 07:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

"Sorry girls, but when ground control said 'bear...

"Sorry girls, but when ground control said 'bear left abreast the tower', thats not quite what they meant."
19th Jan 2006, 08:31
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Kolibear

If The Sun was writing the headline:- ...

If The Sun was writing the headline:-

TORCHED MIG-LITES SKY AFTER MIG-AIR BANG!
13th Jan 2006, 09:35
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By Kolibear

Re: Caption competition

'For my next trick', announced Sub Lt. Pprune, 'I shall balance an eel on its tail'
9th Jan 2006, 10:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

Re: Caption competition

Stop picking your nose!
5th Jan 2006, 11:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

Re: Caption competition

"Now let me check I've got it right.

Two-blades get two stroke,
Four-blades get 4-star
All the rest get whats left"
20th Dec 2005, 12:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

"Shes a bloody good kisser, what are 'er tits...

"Shes a bloody good kisser, what are 'er tits like?"
21st Nov 2005, 10:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

"If I had a Fulcrum, I could move the...

"If I had a Fulcrum, I could move the Earth"
14th Nov 2005, 14:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

Too much mass at the asses ass

Too much mass at the asses ass
5th Oct 2005, 08:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By Kolibear

"Oh come on sir, it wasn't that bad. At least I...

"Oh come on sir, it wasn't that bad. At least I Ianded it the right way up."

or

The Acme Flying School's annual open day had got off to a bad start.
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