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Old 21st Nov 2005, 10:28
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DA DA!!!!!!!!! Now for my next trick....

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This time the bond movie got way too unrealistic!
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 10:39
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"Aircraft spears in avoiding parachutist"
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 10:42
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"If I had a Fulcrum, I could move the Earth"
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 10:47
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"Growing congestion on pans has led to some interesting experiments in aircraft parking".
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 10:56
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The arrival of the Russian contingent at that years' Royal Aeronautical Society Garden Party was spectacular, if a trifle unorthodox.
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 10:58
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I thought you said QFE, not QNH!
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 11:48
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Tower: Report Runway in sight

Pilot: Erm..... yeh just about got it!
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 13:10
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Critics were virtually unanimous in their praise for the 2002 Turner Prize entrant by the Russian artist known only as Fulcrum. The sole dissenting voice was that of Brian Sewell, who wrote a coruscating critique of installation art in his Evening Standard column. He stated that Fulcrum's work was "simply ghastly; fraudulent, tendentious, specious and showy".
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 16:09
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Ah, Bugger!

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Old 21st Nov 2005, 16:32
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Flt Lt Ppruniski's first attempt at hiding his aircraft under a tree fails dismally, as he misses the tree by 1500m.
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Old 21st Nov 2005, 18:55
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So... now ve know ecksackly who ze mole iss!
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Old 22nd Nov 2005, 21:12
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Sorry to interrupt, but you chaps need to join me on the Investors in Paintings Thread
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Old 22nd Nov 2005, 22:18
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Who said that going down on Flt Lt West was easy?

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Old 24th Nov 2005, 22:08
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The painstaking excavation of the Fulcrosaurus was taking longer than expected but the results were proving quite amazing.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 10:23
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New Caption Competition

Ok, I''ll bite.....
Here is a new pic for a new caption competition.....


I'll start the captions:

Punch and Judy, long term naturists, enjoyed their nude trip in a hawk.


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Old 25th Nov 2005, 10:42
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The synchro pair's new 'Mexican Wave' was sure to be a crowd pleaser....
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 10:51
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Janet to the Grope Captain "and I want to see your hands clearly throughout the trip or else it'll be more than the G suit squeezing your nether regions!"
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 11:06
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It was a ridiculous position to get in but Bloggs had to prove that his groin could fly a hawk fighter when aroused!!!!

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The French Exchange Pilot gave up too easily during the attack phase!!!

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Old 25th Nov 2005, 11:27
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Will the REAL caption competition please stand up..!

..This one will be judged on Sunday.....keep 'em coming!
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 11:34
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His "mime trapped in a box" party piece wasn't as funny as it had been in the Mess. Either it was the limited space, or it was because the audience for this performance had spent 12 hours without alcohol.

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