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Old 29th Oct 2006, 23:53
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Toad knew that his motoring days were numbered when he saw the new poster on the village hall notice board.
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 12:21
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This one seems to have died, and I admit the squirrel pic was not much cop after the girl in webbing (see page 46 for the original posting and captions).

The prize goes to MostlyHarmless for his image of a squirrel 'high and tight' in the best USMC tradition.



Suspect the Czech chick might be high and tight too for that matter........

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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 19:21
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Gue/gui

Originally Posted by wileydog3
you guys never heard of GUE??
Certainly have Wiley Dog....However, I'd hardly put young mademoiselle into that category. The positives from the Bod more than cover the negative of the boat-race!
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 19:37
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Gentlemen - it's time to revive this thread with something that has a vague connection with mil aviation.

Shamelessly pilfered - I offer you this, and for a bonus prize, what is the driver of the car saying?

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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 20:37
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Bloody speed cameras!
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 20:50
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Are you sure I65 goes all the way to Hawaii
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 21:09
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Chappaquiddick re-enactment?
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 21:19
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Due to budget cuts and the costs of improving the JPA, the RN was forced to borrow a US carrier to operate the low-cost harrier replacement...


and for the "pilot's" comment.... "This is a definate improvment over the last one's glide performance"

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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 21:25
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"Told you we should've waited until we were in port for the road safety "driving on the left" demonstration....."
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801 NAS had to take what was left when the stood up as part of Joint FOrce Harrier- mainly the abandoned cars in the Stn carpark... Still, the car had a radar- all be it for speed cameras!!!

SMT
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 22:44
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Sir, I know you said that all QFIs can walk on water but I'm a bit worr(SPLASH)

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Just as he entered the water, Bloggs realised that he should have paid a little more attention to the instructions for calibrating the speed readout on his newly acquired TomTom.

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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 23:42
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The captain was delighted at his leaving gift of a new car . . . . but hadn't noticed the shackles when invited to 'take it for a spin'
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Old 2nd Nov 2006, 23:47
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Who told him to dip his headlights
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The annual drag car race between the Army and Navy started with a foul after the RN team removed the other team before the start.
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Mrs Jenkins, the WRVS lady thought her punishment for illegal parking was a bit harsh.
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"The Air Boss's car was a damn nuisance on the hangar deck so when we needed to test the catapult it just happened to be about the right weight."
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Car: The tradition of shooting the boots has progressed to the point of lunacy

Driver: Body position... “Eject Eject Eject”
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The Morris Marina proves the origins of its name.......

or

When the FDO (?) was told to "get rid of that cavalier attitude" - he failed to hear the last word.....


Driver: "That exhaust is looking a bit smokey....I'd better have it checked at the next service"
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Talking

Michael Schumacher receives a rousing reception as he leaves the grid for the last time!!

Last Words.. OK i admit I did bend the rules... do I still have to do this?
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the navys latest attempt at the land speed record was found to ba a little one way in testing
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