Caption competition

[flown-it]

Whoa. So thats the knob you want us to pull ?

[clicker]

Flt Lt Boggins misunderstood the requirement to introduce a new coupled autopilot into the cockpit.

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The cadets now understood the laws of thrust and drag a little better.


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[B Fraser]

Capt Mynge : "flaps ?"
F/O Beevor : "errrr... pink"

[Lafyar Cokov]

Chaps & Chapesses - an outstanding haul this time round..... first of all - we have a loser!!!! For the first time in history someone has actually lost the Caption Competiton: Sorry - but Conan's : "It might be entertaining to drop this into the "What Cockpit" thread on A H & N..." was rubbish!!!! Not even amusing or anything to do with the piccy!!!!
However all the others were better than I could manage (or the original - which was Crew Preprare for Ditching Drills - I think...).. however of notable mention were:
Capt's Little Helper
"We have to pay for our uniforms at RYR!"
Best Pun:
Kolibear
"Sorry girls, but when ground control said 'bear left abreast the tower', thats not quite what they meant."
Most Appealing to my warped mind:
VitaminGee
Testing of the new non-stick seat covers was progressing well.......
But the overall winner in my opinion was......:
Brian Dixon with : "Although the new hotpoint did get their tennis kit whiter than white, it did seem a trifle complicated to use."
Brian - over to you!!!!!

[Brian Dixon]

Thank you very much!
Right then:

Good luck to all.
Brian

[clicker]

"Look, it was the dog's fault, he said the Beagle didn't have a spare USB port to stick the mouse in so he gave it to me to dispose of it. How was I to know it was stolen"

[ShyTorque]

"Hands up - or the mouse gets it!"

or

"Fluffy the kitten learns just how competitive the rodent control business has recently become."

[Speedpig]

No, no, no.... I promise you the kind of pussy you're thinking of was on the previous thread....

[SASless]

Rupert suspected Nigel had not told him everything about young Moggy's being a demanding kitty when it came to feeding time.

[Onan the Clumsy]

Michael reached desperatley for his weapon. It looked like the thirty pound kitten was going to attack.

[Melliandra]

All the snide remarks Matt had had to face for taking a stuffed mouse when "preparing for anything" in FIBUA training suddenly melted away...

[adr]

Things didn't look good. At startex, the boss had warned Jack that if he didn't bring out the mouse alive, he'd lose his prestigious FELINE PATROL badge and be RTUd to the Immigration Service.

adr

[clicker]

Dangermouse knew he was in a spot of bother as Penfold had bu++ered off. Even the cat turned traitor at the promise of a bowl of milk from the gun toting Baron.

[monkeybumhead]

Y M C A.......

[SASless]

Poor Moggy....fell for the phony mouse lure...and suffered the consequences!

[jimgriff]

Cor! I bet that will itch when it grows back!!

[Where R We?]

Mmmmmmm, Tasty

Tony tries to beat the Lib Dems at their own game!

Apologies, should have read how this works. Sorry, SASless.

[Brian Dixon]

And the winner is....
SASless for the caption - Poor Moggy....fell for the phony mouse lure...and suffered the consequences! (The photo helped too!)

Over to you..

[SASless]

I will get to looking....must have one of my ex-wife laying around somewhere. (She did a lot of that from what I have heard!)

[LovelyCJ]

Out of place, not my turn, I know I know. But honestly how can you resist...