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The new Biro, as designed by the MOD Procurements Department.
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And the winner is....
Well, the votes are in and counted:
Third place to Shy Torque for being too close to the truth with ‘The new Biro, as designed by the MOD Procurements Department.’
Second place to Mike Jenvey for ‘The local anti-noise brigade were very serious about stopping night flying....’
But after taking an early lead, a well deserved First place to ZH875 for ‘Southside, I've found you a chair.’
ZH875, the floor is yours.
sw
Third place to Shy Torque for being too close to the truth with ‘The new Biro, as designed by the MOD Procurements Department.’
Second place to Mike Jenvey for ‘The local anti-noise brigade were very serious about stopping night flying....’
But after taking an early lead, a well deserved First place to ZH875 for ‘Southside, I've found you a chair.’
ZH875, the floor is yours.
sw
Unaccustomed as I am to making public speeches, I would like to thank Southside for making the winning entry so easy.
From the Falkland Islands:
Judgement day: Tuesday after everyone has trashed JPA by logging on together.
From the Falkland Islands:
Judgement day: Tuesday after everyone has trashed JPA by logging on together.
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"It is that time of year again. Bloody caravans everywhere..."
or, for those that remember "Top Gear"
"Jeremy Clarkson tries to get stuck up Harriet in the new, facelifted Land Rover Discovery Mk.iV"
Conan
or, for those that remember "Top Gear"
"Jeremy Clarkson tries to get stuck up Harriet in the new, facelifted Land Rover Discovery Mk.iV"
Conan
"When that Wokka crew said they were happy to drop the BV off, I thought they were going to do it from the hover..."
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Scoop! Our intrepid reporter finds the final resting place of the Chinook Mk 3s!
Results are in:
In Third place, purely for simplicity and understatement is:
Radar Muppet with Fu*k!
In Second place, for stating the obvious is:
Mike Jenvey with The pizza delivery truck for the Herc crews was just a tad overloaded.....
And the Winner, Well to be honest, after seeing the first entry, I was going to pull the plug there & then, for reminding everyone of a previous hilarious thread:
Mike Jenvey with: "No, MT Standing Orders do not say that you have to make it dirty before you have to wash it!!"
So with two winning entries, I graciously hand the floor to Mike Jenvey.
In Third place, purely for simplicity and understatement is:
Radar Muppet with Fu*k!
In Second place, for stating the obvious is:
Mike Jenvey with The pizza delivery truck for the Herc crews was just a tad overloaded.....
And the Winner, Well to be honest, after seeing the first entry, I was going to pull the plug there & then, for reminding everyone of a previous hilarious thread:
Mike Jenvey with: "No, MT Standing Orders do not say that you have to make it dirty before you have to wash it!!"
So with two winning entries, I graciously hand the floor to Mike Jenvey.