Caption competition
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Conan almost got there with:
"Sergei was fairly non plussed at the thought of having to do exactly the same thing again tomorrow"
But I think that Lafyar wins by a "nose" with:
"The Mystery "Evil flying chair" swoops by and claims another hapless victim...."
Yours again, Lafyar
P.S. The photo was taken following the mid-air between two Migs in "formation" at Fairford. I understand this was one of the two pilot's second ejection in three weeks and that he was killed in another accident a short time after this one! Maybe he should have taken the hint.
"Sergei was fairly non plussed at the thought of having to do exactly the same thing again tomorrow"
But I think that Lafyar wins by a "nose" with:
"The Mystery "Evil flying chair" swoops by and claims another hapless victim...."
Yours again, Lafyar
P.S. The photo was taken following the mid-air between two Migs in "formation" at Fairford. I understand this was one of the two pilot's second ejection in three weeks and that he was killed in another accident a short time after this one! Maybe he should have taken the hint.
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Thanks again - you are obviously all too drunk!!!
Well I hope this one gets me in the 5h1t... and some very funny captions:
(The black bit in the middle had a fairly un-funny cation........I'm sure you can all do better)
Good luck - judging will be when it all starts to quieten down (or I'm hauled off by the PC police...)
Well I hope this one gets me in the 5h1t... and some very funny captions:
(The black bit in the middle had a fairly un-funny cation........I'm sure you can all do better)
Good luck - judging will be when it all starts to quieten down (or I'm hauled off by the PC police...)
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The original caption was the unflattering "a look at the intimate parts of a wide body"
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the adoption of the lockable cokpit door and the removal of the flightdeck gender barriers had unexpected, though entirely understandable consequences.
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Julie and Susan had an unorthodox method of dealing with the bleed air overheating problem.
(maybe I should rephrase that one
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They never expected to have to share a bra.
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It's a good job the seats had a sheepskin cover on them
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Caption: Split flap selection indicated.
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the adoption of the lockable cokpit door and the removal of the flightdeck gender barriers had unexpected, though entirely understandable consequences.
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Julie and Susan had an unorthodox method of dealing with the bleed air overheating problem.
(maybe I should rephrase that one
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They never expected to have to share a bra.
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It's a good job the seats had a sheepskin cover on them
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Caption: Split flap selection indicated.
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When Captain Bloggs aranged to meet the young ladies in the simulator. he never dreamed they would repay the compliment by providing equally unreal, though believable orgasms.
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The duals control bar was not long enough to allow the crew's full attention to the world outside although the idea of handling the side sticks became a more impressive idea as it grew.
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Virtual Cockpit 7 with Virtual Aircrew add-on **** Graphics 9/10. Playability 8/10. RSI risk 82%.
The shareware version features a black bar which blocks out certain instruments and controls. Most players register promptly to remove it.
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Visits to the cabin were usually outlawed, but the captain made a compromise in this case......
Or
Virgin atlantic ontroduced a new policy to keep its male cabin crew more alert on long haul flights!
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Virgin atlantic ontroduced a new policy to keep its male cabin crew more alert on long haul flights!