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8th Oct 2018, 23:00
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"Someone get a shovel - it's taking a...

"Someone get a shovel - it's taking a dump!"
23rd Feb 2017, 16:30
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Sorry, only just got a message about my win. I'm...

Sorry, only just got a message about my win. I'm presently on an unexpected survival exercise, many miles from home, in the teeth of storm Doris and therefore will be totally unable to contribute a...
19th Feb 2017, 07:42
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It was a strange relationship but Cyril never...

It was a strange relationship but Cyril never noticed the smell of fish.
18th Feb 2017, 07:31
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Traumatised as a boy, Denis took measures to...

Traumatised as a boy, Denis took measures to avoid having to kiss Aunty Valerie's moustache ever again.
20th Jan 2017, 14:15
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"When I said I was up for a big bang tonight this...

"When I said I was up for a big bang tonight this isn't quite what I expected!"
20th Nov 2016, 11:09
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"Well Bloggs, after your last efforts, we thought...

"Well Bloggs, after your last efforts, we thought it best to beef up the landing gear a little!"
30th Oct 2016, 18:04
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"Oi, Nav....Why does everyone keep calling me...

"Oi, Nav....Why does everyone keep calling me "Carlos"? "

"It's "Carless", as in: Fan, don't go!
17th Sep 2016, 19:39
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"Well sailor boy, so a'am not quite so pretty as...

"Well sailor boy, so a'am not quite so pretty as HO1 and HO2, but those old HO's are much mo expensive."
4th Aug 2016, 14:56
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"I have a Coo... I found that nudist...

"I have a Coo... I found that nudist colony...wanna buy some pictures?"
20th May 2016, 12:40
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Terrible landing, Bloggs - but are you OK in...

Terrible landing, Bloggs - but are you OK in there? The medics will be along in a minute, but don't worry, in my other hand I've got another pint of lager for you!
21st Jul 2015, 13:04
Replies: 58,121
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"Well, Komrad - would your nice little pussy like...

"Well, Komrad - would your nice little pussy like some of my long sausage?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRZIII6qvbA
18th Jul 2015, 13:12
Replies: 58,121
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"Sarge? Yes, I can confirm that the time machine...

"Sarge? Yes, I can confirm that the time machine works - now where's my bunch of carnations?"
21st Jan 2015, 11:32
Replies: 58,121
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"Get bloody ATC to change the ATIS - it's still...

"Get bloody ATC to change the ATIS - it's still saying "Damp Damp Dry"!
2nd Jul 2014, 12:35
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Nutty, who having finally left his previous...

Nutty, who having finally left his previous employment in poverty and in total desperation joined the Navy, learns on graduation day that back home they'd all been given a pay rise.
30th Mar 2014, 19:29
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"You put your right foot in, your right foot out ...

"You put your right foot in, your right foot out
In out, in out, Sheikh it all about!
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around,
That's what it's all about!"
10th Nov 2013, 17:19
Replies: 58,121
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It has been done before...

It has been done before...
9th Oct 2013, 16:35
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"Nice one ladies but this isn't what is meant by...

"Nice one ladies but this isn't what is meant by the command "Open order - MARCH!" "

Or:

"Medic! Private Godfrey's had a heart attack and Corporal Jones has pulled the end off his sausage!"
2nd Sep 2013, 11:18
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Just another couple of military...

Just another couple of military "helmets".
31st Jul 2012, 16:50
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"Yes, definitely looks like another of them ugly...

"Yes, definitely looks like another of them ugly Norman Foster designs, but how they built it overnight....No idea!"
27th Jul 2012, 15:28
Replies: 58,121
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"Say Cheese!"

"Say Cheese!"
11th May 2010, 13:59
Replies: 58,121
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Someone just said Tony Blair is back in town.....!

Someone just said Tony Blair is back in town.....!
27th Dec 2009, 18:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,151

Hello, M&S - guess who else has chocolate...

Hello, M&S - guess who else has chocolate knickers.... :E
19th Dec 2006, 09:43
Replies: 58,121
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Sorry Chief - I think I got the wash water a bit...

Sorry Chief - I think I got the wash water a bit too hot..... :ooh:
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