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Old 19th Aug 2015, 14:33
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Normally, you hide the drugs under your clothes...
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 14:40
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I say ... You there ... Privates are only to be issued with a 4.5 TOG mattresses
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 14:44
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You wet it, you wear it!
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 14:45
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The firing squad thought someone is taking the piss.
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 17:22
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Pampers prototypes for seniors (Officers) were finally presented.
Reception was slightly less than enthusiastic....
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 17:30
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So, if these mattresses were to be delivered to the Holy Trinity Orphanage, what happened to our order for camo uniforms?
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 17:31
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Owing to recent cutbacks ... RAF Typhoon pilots now undergo their G Training by adding sand to the receptacles shown until they reach x9 their weight
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 18:17
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And the obvious one, of course, is...
"Does my bum look big in this?"
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 18:53
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"Join the Bomb Squad, they said....
You'll get the best gear, they said...."
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 18:58
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The expression "Dishonorable Discharge" just took on a whole new meaning....
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 20:27
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Royal Navy trial the man portable Hesco bastion system
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 21:35
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First trial of Discarding Sabot Human Cannonball rounds.
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Old 20th Aug 2015, 00:31
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And you four have been selected as pull throughs for cleaning the 16 inchers...



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Old 20th Aug 2015, 13:19
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The new incontinence wear for the first-time jumpers had been met with a mixed reaction...
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Old 20th Aug 2015, 17:10
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You got my prize for that last one, Nutty.
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Old 21st Aug 2015, 01:31
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Fans were keen to appear in the next New Order music video...
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Old 21st Aug 2015, 05:39
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Does my palliass look big in this?
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Old 21st Aug 2015, 08:49
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RAF Supply Squadron's answer, post sinking of the Atlantic Conveyor, to problem of no beds and no aircrew underwear.
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Old 21st Aug 2015, 09:31
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"I say, Biggles."
"What, Bertie?"
"I hate to be insolent, but if you just keep shouting 'About face!' over and over, we'll still be facing the opposite direction to Ginger and Algy when the bally war's over!"
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Old 21st Aug 2015, 09:43
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" I said go out and get me four men to man the new Morris, not four Morris men"
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