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"Sorry I am late Dear, I have been getting you a little something for our 30th wedding anniversary"
"Cecil dearest, judging by the size of your left arm I think you need to swap hands from time to time"
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When he said "We will get togged up, have a few pics taken and then you can help me polish my helmet" This was NOT what Lady Chatterley had in mind.
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When he said "We will get togged up, have a few pics taken and then you can help me polish my helmet" This was NOT what Lady Chatterley had in mind.
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Anyone dating Cecilia Fellatio-Clagnuts was advised to wear protection.
Buster always was one to play the Photo Bomb!
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"Let me remind you, Hortense, that it was you who suggested wearing my diving suit while I wore your party frock. These LGBT frolics are supposed to be fun. Don't be so tiresome."
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The imaginative combination of lace, brass and rubber failed to make the Final of "Strictly Come Sha§§ing"
