Caption competition

[Danny42C]

Is this the Golden Eagle which comes up with our monthly pittance ? If so, could one whisper in its ear that one could do with a bit more ?

[jwcook]

What do you bloody mean its trained to kill heirs!

Errrr... thats Hares Sir

[Hempy]

'My God you are ugly bird'...

'pssst... she's on your opposite shoulder Your Royal Highness...'

[Buster Hyman]

Seriously? Double breasted? You do know it's 2015 don't you?

[Wensleydale]

"My Great Uncle was pictured on a swastika - how about yours?"

[mr fish]

you're a hunter??


don't get no idea's....you're grounded!!




FISH.

[Wander00]

Wensleydale - that is brilliant, only IMHO of course

[PingDit]

"I'm not sure I can talk to you for much longer, I know mummy's got a sign on the gate that says 'No hawkers or circulars' and I wouldn't want to get into trouble!

[Danny42C]

"Camilla wanted a budgerigar, but I think this would impress one's Mater a bit more the next time she comes round !"

[CoffmanStarter]

Good morning Gentlemen ...

Now that I've finally been able to access High Speed Broadband here in the Tower of London ... Judging will be tomorrow morning UK Local

Best ...

Coff.

PS. Bonus Points are still available for anyone who can 'seamlessly' incorporate a humorous link to the Army Air Corps

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Yes, I know, Zephyr is hardly a name to strike fear into the hearts of the enemy, but then, have a look at the glove you're wearing.. ..very butch!

[Buster Hyman]

Not the Corps, THE CORPS!!!!

[Wensleydale]

Surely the Army Air Corpse should have a vulture as a mascot?

[Arm out the window]

That Power Rangers suit Camilla bought me was a bit of a fizzer in the bedroom, but by jingo, the glove certainly works a treat here!

[Buster Hyman]

Due to downsizing, Prince Charles gets to hold the last aviation remnant of the Army Air Corp.

[Danny42C]

Coff (if I may be so bold),

I wish you were a bit tidier in this cell of ours ! Who do you think will be the first for the chop ? If it's you, can I have your gruel ration ?

Danny.

[Roadster280]

Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter

Bonus Points are still available for anyone who can 'seamlessly' incorporate a humorous link to the Army Air Corps

What's that you said Sir? The Royal Air Force are even more junior than the Army Air Corps on parades?

[Buster Hyman]

Do you realise your briefcase is open....and it's under your left arm...

[PingDit]

"Army Air Corps? Never heard of 'em!"

[Stanwell]

Oh, I see - the AAC...
So that's why your hood has that little colourful whirly thingy on top?