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Old 20th Feb 2011, 17:56
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James Blunt was determined to do an encore.
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 18:07
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'Oh no! You ain't goin' nowhere with my DFs on board.'
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 19:35
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Wait for me.... I am the last man in the Air Force and I had to switch the lights out!
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 19:57
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From the FRCs:

Card 15

Microwave Oven Failure

Immediate Actions(Loadmaster)Abandon Ac via nearest suitable exit.

Note 1: A D shaped pasty should only be nuked for 3 mins max to prevent it exploding all over the inside of the door.
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 20:50
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Flt Lt Bloggs, once again, set the Auto Pilot off too early...
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Old 20th Feb 2011, 21:35
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Fitness In a simple jog down the runway, this individual could not even keep up with Fat Albert.

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Old 20th Feb 2011, 23:28
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"..and fig. 15 clearly demonstrates one of the problems of having to swing the props on a multiengined aircraft"
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 00:05
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You can run, but you can't ride...

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Run Forest, Run!

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Air Force boot camp is a bitch!
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 09:29
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Here now are some stills from the latest Hollywood franchise remake - "Von Ryan's Express joins the Airforce"...
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 09:54
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We asked...he told!
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 10:42
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"Don't worry Co, we're in the age of 'Super-loadie'. He'll be on board before we hit V1"
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 10:50
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I do wish he'd get the battery charged up, I'm fed up having to keep bump starting him.
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 11:08
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For God's sake stop. My braces are caught in the ramp.
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 11:48
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"No fault found on that parking brake snag....my arse!"

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"I swear...I will never question the benefits of 'wheel-chocks' ever again!"
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 12:05
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"Nope - still not light enough to takeoff. Chuck another fatty out!"
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 12:14
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The introduction of the A400M was eagerly awaited, as there would be enough seats for everybody in the new aircraft.
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 18:56
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Bond...(wheeze)...James Bhoond...(wheeze,cough)...
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 21:10
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1000...2000...huh?...What the .....
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 21:29
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Gadaffi decides to take a last minute break in Malta.
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 21:47
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STOP STOP STOP ....Can I have a 99 icecream with a flake please?
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