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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 12:09
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...I SAY.....CAN....YOU...HEAR...ME...NOW...?

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 12:14
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Rodger, farting.....

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 12:24
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Victoroux , having discovered that his needle was too short….began to overcompensate….
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 12:28
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Gordon Brown trained his listening device on the Labour Party Conference and waited patiently to pick up the tiniest whisper that someone, anybody wanted him back as leader.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 12:44
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Walls quickly found that creating the cones was going to be easier than filling them with ice cream.

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:02
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Plod, in passing the speed of sound, never left the garden...

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:03
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No control, it's definitely a skylark, warblers songs are much slower.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:14
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The first edition of "Beats by Dr Dre" headphones were not as popular as later models.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:38
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Due to the shortage of serviceable Derwent Jet Engines, NutLoose trials the new Manpack MRD
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:45
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Backstage technicians ready Madonna's Bustier for her next performance
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:50
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BAe design a new hearing aid for those suffering from acute earwax.





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Those were the days ... proper Mess drinking games
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 13:54
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Buster finally accepts that his hearing isn't quite what it used to be
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 14:01
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Doctors decide that when giving Buster an Enema to go directly to the source of all that sh........

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Early attempts at Cottesmore to wean pilots off the Harrier using variable nozzles directed at speakers transmitting "get over it" were deemed a dismal failure.



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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 14:29
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After much work finally a reliable version of the Bowman Radio was seen undergoing acceptance trials.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 15:09
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For the larger RAF Stations the SWO is to be issued with Voice Amplification Equipment
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 19:15
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The tin foil brigade decided some payback was due.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 19:34
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GCHQ unveil cost saving eaves dropping measures
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 19:40
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" ... and with this new amplification equipment the only SWO we have left can shout "get your hair cut" at any airman he sees at either of the two RAF stations in the UK."
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 19:45
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Very Old scientific experiment to answer the question

if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
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