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Old 12th May 2011, 07:24
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Here's one specially for BEagle...
"Beagle, when you've finally finished poncing about in my skirt, I need to get dressed and go to work!"
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Old 12th May 2011, 11:23
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Judging tomorrow at 1600 or thereabouts...
Cool, gives Buster plenty of time to get down to the pitch and putt for 1700 hrs
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Old 12th May 2011, 12:34
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Cool, gives Buster plenty of time to get down to the pitch and putt for 1700 hrs
You're starting to sound like Chris Evert...no wonder he/I divorced her!
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Old 12th May 2011, 13:20
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George Clooney is on telly, and I can't find the damm batteries for my rabbit


Sod's law, damm
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Old 12th May 2011, 13:25
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Yeah, I know you said no frills, but its the only clean pair I had.
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Old 12th May 2011, 15:00
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Ladies 'n gents, please be upstanding for the results.

Honourable mention to dc1968 for:

Only now did Blackadder realise that there really was something very different about his new chum Bob.

and a Mention in Despatches to NutLoose for:

"Darling, you may be a Spitfire display pilot, all show and no go."

But the Sash of Merit goes to ShyTorque for the exquisite:

"Beagle, when you've finally finished poncing about in my skirt, I need to get dressed and go to work!"

Take it away, Professor...
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Old 12th May 2011, 22:53
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You can tell which one is Nutloose!
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Old 12th May 2011, 23:31
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LOL
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Old 13th May 2011, 00:04
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Buster - is that you?!
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Old 13th May 2011, 00:54
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Yes. But I don't use a glove...friction is painful.
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Old 13th May 2011, 09:24
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Thanks, ACW599. My apologies to Beagle (sometimes these things have to be done for a cheap laugh and of course I expect revenge in due course ).

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Old 13th May 2011, 10:00
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The new disc brakes caught some of the guys off guard
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Old 13th May 2011, 10:12
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The T-80's new urban camouflage is quite simply acheived by glueing locals to the barrel!
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Old 13th May 2011, 10:32
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Holy sh1t, it's the Judean Peoples Popular Front, run for it.

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Old 13th May 2011, 10:38
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Which room did you say Section Officer Harvey was in?
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Old 13th May 2011, 11:08
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Scroggins you dirty b*stard, next time get out of the turret before you let one go!"

Or

The Irish army deploy their latest mine sweeping team.
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Old 13th May 2011, 13:27
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Having sweated all night inside the tank the crew were determined to freshen up the new stealth swimming pool.
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Old 13th May 2011, 13:49
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Found in Enid Blyton's attic,
'The Secret Seven go on Jihad' was remarkably prescient.
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Old 13th May 2011, 14:31
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Deploy "Angry Mob" countermeasures!
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Old 13th May 2011, 14:42
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The iron discipline of the Blues & Royals finally crumbled as Pippa was sighted on the Mall.
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