Ladies 'n gents, please be upstanding for the results.
Honourable mention to dc1968 for:
Only now did Blackadder realise that there really was something very different about his new chum Bob.
and a Mention in Despatches to NutLoose for:
"Darling, you may be a Spitfire display pilot, all show and no go."
But the Sash of Merit goes to ShyTorque for the exquisite:
"Beagle, when you've finally finished poncing about in my skirt, I need to get dressed and go to work!"
Take it away, Professor...