Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

The original Tank Slapper.

[Goprdon]

Otto cycle: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
This cycle, a two stroke: Suck, blow, suck blow.

[S76Heavy]

"I heard about riding shotgun; just did not realise it would be poking in my eye.."

[Siggie]

Top Gear Vietnam, the Stig test drives Darcy Bustle.

[ACW599]

The paparazzo was surprised when Amy Winehouse asked him to give her a lift home but assumed she was mashed off her t*ts as usual.

[NutLoose]

Look, it's the only helmet I had available for you........

[toptobottom]

What do you mean, we're taking the bumpy road home?

[Buster Hyman]

Charlie Borman & Ewan McGregor's Long way down was, once again, mangled when translated to Chinglish.

[toptobottom]

You want go faster lady? Sure, no problem. And I give you big tip too!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Winner of the 2011 World's Happiest Employee contest, Mr Mi Long Kok SuK attributed his success to his morning commute.

His girlfriend reassured feminists that "roles were reversed" on the ride home. "and I don't mind at all when he brings his work home", she giggled. Mr Suk is a taxidermist specializing in Canadian rodents.

[SASless]

Photographic proof of just why Vietnamese Duck haulers get some many bugs on their teeth!

[toptobottom]

PAX: "Well, of course it's a bit of a turn on! In fact I wouldn't be surprised to see an erection in a minute."

RIDER: "An erection? No chance - I'm concentrating on riding this thing"

PAX: "Not you - me!!"

[Longhitter]

"Just wait until I switch on the Sybian mounted on the bottom plate, you will think this is a great idea!"

[Buster Hyman]

When the fuel injection system fails...improvise.

[diginagain]

Fully embracing the spirit of these straitened times, Prince William and his new bride set-off from Buckingham Palace for their honeymoon in Bognor.

[WannabeCrewman]

"Tao ditched the 'Wankel Engine' on the new Mazda Scooter for something a little more pleasing..."

[PingDit]

"What do you mean - I need to cut my toenails?"

[green granite]

His girl friend was not really convinced by the "rear facing seats are safer" argument.

[MattGray]

Rosie was always wide open to Lee's kinky suggestions.

But this one only after he promised he'd not ride past her Mum's house.

[Runaway Gun]

Check my dipstick while you're at it...

Runner Up Almost Winner but Loser award goes to Green Granite with:
His girl friend was not really convinced by the "rear facing seats are safer" argument.

But today's Three Star eBay Seller Award goes to Tashengurt with:
"Yup she is blowing a bit, and the exhaust is knackered!"