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"And there'll be no more 'Silent but deadlys' from you, thank you Station Commander - just because I'm wearing a full-face helmet, it doesn't mean I've lost my sense of smell..."
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Today at a press conference held on Tatooine, and as a result of the recent impressive viewing figures acheived by rival channel Jedi TV with there Saturday night prime time show 'The X-Wing Factor', the judges for the Galactic Channel's newest talent show, 'The Empire's Got Talent' are unveiled to the waiting public.
or how about....
Lord Vader proves once again during filming of latest series of 'The Apprentice' why he was such a wise choice to replace Sir Alan Sugar.
or how about....
Lord Vader proves once again during filming of latest series of 'The Apprentice' why he was such a wise choice to replace Sir Alan Sugar.
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At the judicial enquiry convened following the destruction of The Death Star, Darth Vader once again reiterates his opinion that corporate blame should lie solely with the space station's original air conditioning system designers, for failing to incorporate a method of securing the external exhaust ducts during an enemy attack! The Dark Lord of Sith also commented, that whichever architect allowed that very same duct to then lead un-hindered and directly to the reactor core itself should quote '...quite frankly (WHOOOOOR) be hung upside down by their toenails and (WHOOOOOR) have their genetalia gently tickled (WHOOOOOR)by a near sighted Wookie (WHOOOOOR) using a rusty light sabre!'
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