Caption competition

[Incipient Sinner]

1: Guide Dogs for the blind were soo pleased. Bonnie had exceeded all their expectations.

2: In a break with tradition the droop snoot hats really helped the girls get through low doors.

[An Teallach]

"It started off as a wart on my @rse" said Fido.



It soon became apparent that Tom was not as committed to this 'Ladyboys of Bankok' lark as the rest of the lads.

[Vim_Fuego]

Top Pic.

The now flushed Bloggs stole a glance at his new co-pilot and wandered why all his previous crew had not greeted him in the same intimate way....

[Onan the Clumsy]

To recap the photos...


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#2




Keep 'em coming (no that wasn't a caption either)

#1 "Oh sure the others could boast about being in the mile high club, but how many of them had done it doggie style?"

#1 "You just busted your altitude." barked the examiner.

[Darth Nigel]

#1: Not a single WAAF had spotted the fact that "Fido" was a puppet, and a great many had stroked him without realizing just how Lt. Onan was making him move.

#2: As a result, Lt. Onan became a test subject in the prototype "Male/Female Role Awareness Training" course, and passed with flying colors.

[Onan the Clumsy]

#1 The airborne instruction staff seemed to be getting less and less professional...

#2 ...but it was quite the opposite with the ground instructors ans can be seen in this photo taken during a lesson in roll augmentation.




#1 Fl Lt Nigel was mastering the roll in his aerobatics classes...

#2 ...however, the evening saw him in quite another role and he could hardly be said to 'master' this one.

[Vim_Fuego]

#2 pic

Caught on a rare night out, the latest batch of RAF sex 'changees' posed in their fancy dress...three out of the four could be very pleased with the results of their operation..

[Speedpig]

#1 "You stupid mutt, you've eaten my goggles"

#2 The girls had all wished to meet a man who was well hung. By the look of this guy's neck, he certainly had been.

[Onan the Clumsy]

#1 The bad news was that Rover had chased the sheep out of the cockpit. Though on balance, he did have a remarkably shiny coat...

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#1 "I say Pemberton" quipped his friend and rival Fl Lt Skegworth "Taking your sister for a ride?"

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#1 during the negative G maneuvers, it was much easier to get Lucy to stay in place if you gave her a bone.

[SASless]

"Look Bloggs, just because you are the squadron dogsbody does not mean you have to dress the part too, although I can understand where you get the idea, what with the gingerbeers all rigged up in local dress in the spirit of "Winning the Hearts and Minds" initiative" the AOC started on this detachment.

[Incipient Sinner]

With apologies to Mr Jenvey for being about 15 seconds too late with my previous post..

After seeing Flt Lt Mutley land the aircraft using only his tongue the girls were all anxious to buy him the first drink at Happy hour.

[Onan the Clumsy]

#1

An early test program of a WW2 unmanned aircraft program. Unfortunately for the Navy it was a dismal failure because instead of chasing Zeroes, Rover usually ended up chasing a CAT.

[Milt]

"I just became an ace during that last dogfight. Trouble is that the enemy will now score with virgins like these"

[Jerricho]

#2 "One of these things is not like the others...."

(With apologies to Sesame Street)

[adr]

The infidel had paid the price for penetrating the airspace guarded by the prince's three spell-casting daughters. Driven back forty years in time, the pilot was to finish his days in an asylum, while the nav went on to enjoy a happy and fulfilled life as squadron mascot.

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Using the two-seater Typhoon Mark XVI's infinite improbability drive instead of banging out had been mostly successful this time.

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The new flying suits won awards for diversity awareness and public relations, but their performance in Escape & Evasion situations was lamentable. The sole exception was a crew who found themselves on the location of a Bollywood shoot, and who went on to new and lucrative careers.

adr

[Vim_Fuego]

#1

Although Rover had called 'badger' Bloggs was still surprised that at 180 mph with the canopy open the trouser biscuit still lingered...

[Onan the Clumsy]

#1 Roger was ecstatic. With the help of his new instructor, he knew he'd excell at the art of dogfighting.

#2 The new uniforms permenantly solved the thorny problem of distinguishing between the officers and the other ranks.

#2 After all the frivolity died down, Charles had to visit the quartermaster and ask for a replacement Hat, Pointed, White, With Fringe, Officers for the use of.


#1 As an animal lover, rescuing the Wing Commander's dog when the airfield was attacked seemed like the natural thing to do to Fl Lt Johnson...

#2 ...It was only later that he began to regret his actions. Only after he realised that the ribbon of the medal he was awarded would clash so horribly with his uniform.

[Jerricho]

I think Onan should be limited to 20 goes

[Darth Nigel]

Twenty total, or per picture ???

[adr]

And what's more, in this round Onan is the judge.

I think he's broadcasting all the good captions himself to make his judging task easier!

adr