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Old 26th Oct 2009, 12:29
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Bloggs was not cut out to be a flasher.
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Old 26th Oct 2009, 12:44
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It was at this point that Xin truly missed Schnitzel, the talking dog, because Schnitzel was a wiz at reading the instructions.
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Old 26th Oct 2009, 14:47
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Publicity poster for Culdrose Airday.

or

His new all weather Barbour flying jacket was really a bit of a let down.

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Old 26th Oct 2009, 22:53
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Life of Brian remake

I'm Brian....... No I'm Brian.......... I'm Brian and so's my wife........ Sing along everyone.............. Always look on the bright side of life!
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Old 27th Oct 2009, 05:34
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The effort by the boys from 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' to entertain the troops, with a specially adapted tactical version of the musical 'Wicked,' still needs some work.
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Old 27th Oct 2009, 07:19
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Military tests gravity boots in well known base jump location.
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Old 27th Oct 2009, 07:40
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It's official:

3 out of 4 men would rather not be blown off out doors.


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Winch - Caravan "Take up slack. . . . All out!" (Meanwhile one bystander to the others: "Where do you think the weak link goes?")


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Old 27th Oct 2009, 08:22
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"Honest Guys, that Scary Moth I saw was THIS big !!"
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Old 27th Oct 2009, 08:34
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Watch him at Happy Hour. He'll be high as a kite before 6.
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Old 27th Oct 2009, 23:59
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The new Brown Devils parachute display team from the TA were already feeling the impact of government cuts.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 22:35
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Much mirth at ACW Towers and picking a winner wasn't easy. Honourable Mentions to diginagain for:

Questioned in Parliament, Mr Ainsworth said "Despite the current economic conditions we shall continue to ensure that our personnel are provided with every means at our disposal to travel home for R & R".

and andrewmcharlton for:

The new Brown Devils parachute display team from the TA were already feeling the impact of government cuts.

But Tonight's Star Prize goes to Buster Hyman with the brilliant:

Guy in the middle: "F@%# me! Not only did he get the tablecloth off, the F*#@%! tables disappeared as well!!!"

You have control, sir.
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Old 28th Oct 2009, 22:39
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And that's only in dry power setting.........
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 02:56
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Why, thank you...



Unfortunately, Laundry & parade day always clashed...
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 03:10
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Avon Calling!
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 08:45
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"I can't wait until the elevators fixed - coming down via rope each morning for parade. You know what I'm like with heights..."

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Old 29th Oct 2009, 08:49
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The Iranian remake of the Sound of Music deviated slightly from the original storyline !
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 08:56
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Nuclear research scientists in Iran rehearse 'trick or treat' fund raising technique
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 08:59
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The Iranian branch of 'Fathers for Justice' decide to take action to find a suspected female infiltrator.
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 09:28
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Are there any women here?............
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 12:10
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Some estates are so rough even the window cleaners need armed protection.
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