Caption competition

[treadigraph]

Houses of Parliament? Let me see, Sir, turn left at the Dog and Duck, right at Arkwright's Emporium, straight over the bridge and it's on your left. Can't miss it... oh, while you are at it would you mind dropping this on the scruffy mob in Trafalgar Square, Extinction Rebellion that's right sir, it's a bill for £21m.

[Ascend Charlie]

Didn't they tell you that after a dive attack to drop your bomb, you PULL UP?

[c52]

"'Ere, this is not a children's playground. I forbid you to slide."

[c52]

"Ho, you're German airmen are you? And I'm the Queen Mother."

[c52]

"..trespassing, criminal damage to the cricket pitch, exceeding the speed limit, flying without due care and attention, the parking offence, of course; errm, importing manufactured items from a hostile country with intent, littering..."

[treadigraph]

Yep, we really do say Schtuka! Do you really say Schpitfoire?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Pilot at front of the wing

So nice of you to invite us to your dining in, HAN’s !,....get my mess kit !

[Buster Hyman]

Nein. Ve haff not seen any Germans, Officer, but ve vill keep zee eye out...

[Buster Hyman]

"Excuse me, but is this England?"

[Buster Hyman]

Ve vere aiming for Ireland und zee soft border...

[622]

OK...Hold it right there!....do you know how many health and safety rules I would be breaking by letting you jump off that wing!!

..Hoskins, measure the drop and get me the handbooks!

[Wensleydale]

"Herr Corbyn invited us over to speak at his conference - something about finding a final solution to the Labour Party's anti-Semitism problem."

[c52]

Officer on the left: "I wouldn't stand straight in front of the machine gun if I were you, not while the other bloke's messing around in the cockpit."

[c52]

"They're not dressed like nuns, so they can't be Germans."

[c52]

"My name is Hess and I am on a mission to persuade your Prime Minister to revoke Article 50. Take me to your leader."

-- "Leader - ooh dear, I don't think we've got one of those."

[c52]

"Call Capt Mainwaring of the Home Guard. He's always wanting to get his hands on a Hun. Can't see the attraction myself."

[ivor toolbox]

No... we're not taking you to see "zer famous Section Officier Harvey mit ze combat webbing"

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

Slowing up any last offers please ?

[Hydromet]

I told you Hans, if you don't know where you are, ask a policeman.

[Ascend Charlie]

"I say, you krauts, get down here now!"

"OK, but zat's vun schmall schtepp for Hermann, und vun giant leap for Manfred."