Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Ver ist my Yoyo, I vant my yoyo"

[c52]

"The man who didn't polish the buckle on my belt will be reduced in height by 30 cm."

[c52]

A solution is found to the problem of sleeves covering pilots' impressive watches.

[c52]

Mr Hitler wears a nurse's watch to demonstrate solidarity with medical staff during a hospital visit.

Something all politicians ever since have sought to emulate when visiting ordinary people.

[Penny Washers]

"Brexit? Vot Brexit? Ve haf vays mit der Englanders to deal."

[c52]

The Fuehrer being caught short, an officer proffers his upturned cap and discreetly looks away.

[c52]

"...and in this position, the traffic behind me stops, and left-turning traffic in front of me proceeds."

[c52]

"No, no, my leader. The right arm is somewhat raised and the left arm is bent with your hand on your waist and the elbow sticking out. Now, let's try again: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here's my handle, here's my spout..."

[c52]

(Joyce Grenfell) "Adolf.... don't do that."

[c52]

The marksman engaged to shoot an apple off Hitler's head has accidentally removed the left-hand front corner of his wig. The Fuehrer's anger is intense.

[Wensleydale]

Auditions are underway for the new German TV program, "Strictly Come Goose-stepping".

[c52]

(wonders) If I were this high, and had twice the girth, would they call me 'dear leader' instead of 'my leader'?

[Ascend Charlie]

Hess looks away, because he knows that if he looks at those ridiculous nose-hairs again, he will laugh.

[Buster Hyman]

Unfortunately, Hitler can't visually spell YMCA, but nobody will tell him.

[Kiltrash]

No Mein Furher it is against the Geneva Convention to pat height restricted people on the head
or
EX-TE-RM-IN-AT-E

[c52]

Smiling officer on left: "Someone didn't put his anti-perspirant on this morning."

[Kiltrash]

RANTS... I cant believe it the British have scrapped the Harrier, The Harrier I tell you, and we cant even get the 262 off the ground

[Kiltrash]

(Hess) ..Message from Eva Sir would you mind picking up some Sausage on your way home from Invading Poland for tea?

or

THE DAMS THEY HAVE BOMBED THE DAMS I Want retribution bomb Norfolk. Yes but that will improve Norfolk.

[c52]

"OK, you all won that one. Now, Simon says Pat your head."

[c52]

"For the purpose of this team-building exercise, assume I am blindfolded and I am pinning an invisible tail onto a virtual donkey. Schmidt, move the virtual donkey to the correct position."