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Trust me, you don't want to try these synthetic vision goggles - you can see the Sarge's arse...
The Marines saw a need to improve their proven Mine Detection method of wearing show shoes and dribbling a basketball as the Rock's new deployment system would not be detected by the current system.
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"And if you fall over, this device will automatically return you to the standing position"
Jones was adamant the RSM would not get in his face again......well maybe the one time more anyway!
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Yes, Sarge, Gunner Tomkins keeps sneaking up behind me and slapping me round the ears. Next time he does it, I'll blow his bl**£y hands off!
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"The new laser gun site was a fantastic bit of kit, but the attached battery pack was a right pain In the ass"
The Safety Mafia was all upset....Jones had not donned a hard hat to protect his head from injury by the Claymore's sharp legs upon detonation of the Mine.
The present-day "peaked cap" (not illustrated) is ideal for keeping the sun out of the soldier's eyes. Here we see an effective but excessively heavy predecessor on the left, and a less effective but much lighter experimental model on the right.
After hearing the click of the trigger, Bruce turned to see what the noise was. That soon wiped the smile off Barry's face.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
The psychologist came up with a great scheme to discourage Bruce from head banging.