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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 20:39
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Roadster hasn't responded, so to keep things moving we'll set another challenge now:

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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 20:53
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"Sorry we're full....kindly strap yourselves to the sides and away we go!"
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 21:04
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It slowly dawned on the lineys that the magnetised knee braces weren't such a good idea after all.
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 21:07
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Doubling up on the centrifuge brought the running costs down even further.
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 09:02
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This is how you bump-start it son....
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 09:15
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"No no no - don't touch that, leave it alone!"
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 09:29
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Are you sure this is how a gas powered turbine works?
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 10:11
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Does my bum look big on this ?
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 10:14
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quick, is that lighter ready?
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 10:26
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Are you sure this is how you walk the plank ?
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 10:30
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The Navy demonstrated their new 'Barrel Training' method
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 11:10
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Poor techie, never noticed the dynamic duo of the QA world creeping up on him...
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 12:58
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Bugger! I win, spend the day enjoying my beautiful Weber, then look what happens. Oh well, thanks to AA for stepping in to the (Heineken filled) breach.

My effort this week: "How many arseholes does it take to change a blade?"
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 14:58
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The "I-Can't-Believe-its-Not-Butter" girls finalise their latest flapping to equality display routine.
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Old 24th Sep 2007, 15:01
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When NOT to yell "Dead b*g!"
 
Old 24th Sep 2007, 15:32
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The board concluded, from the photogaphic evidence and a statement of the witness, that the accident happened when someone said "OK boys, just hold your legs bit higher and I can slip my end in.."
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Old 25th Sep 2007, 10:47
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"Right guys, the game is extreme chicken....when the blades rotate the one with no feet left wins!!"
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Old 25th Sep 2007, 11:34
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OK guys you know the routine, I'll tickle the carb while you kick it over.
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Old 25th Sep 2007, 11:40
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Juan de La Cierva re-considers his 'flapping blade' method
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Old 25th Sep 2007, 12:23
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'New improved super-efficient magnetic design helo blades attracts the attention of groundcrew's steel toe-caps'
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