Caption competition

[racedo]

Rock, Paper, Scissors to be Maverick

[racedo]

"Did you bring Sat Nav as last time we ended up landing in Arizona,"
"Well what is wrong with that."
"We supposed to be going to Kuwait"

[racedo]

All this just to go to that bar and pull.............. couldn't we just say we are Accountants with Platinum Amex.

[Dan Gerous]

Time to judge as I may be away for a few days


Runner up is Satcos Whipping boy for the best dance themed entry.


Here we see Jeté pilots in training.
"Look, it is plié , pirouette and THEN entrechat; carry on like this luvvy and you'll be flying Tornadoes"


The winner is Penny Washers, with the topical


"This set for the Eurovision Song Contest should be a real blast - you won't be able to hear the singer at all!"



Over to you Penny Washers. The CST is on it's way by Hermes, so it will either be flung over your hedge, or left in your wheelie bin.

[Penny Washers]

Thanks, DG. I hope that Hermes will do nothing so disrespectful towards the fondly remembered name of Coffman Starter.

I am asked by the supplier of this photo to point out that the sparks are probably coming from the bottom of the sidecar, and not from the passenger's jacksie!

But you never know . . . . .

[Danny42C]

"Hang on ! Wait for me !"

[andytug]

"Maybe we should have allocated a little more budget to the in flight refuelling ground trials, sir?"

[Danny42C]

"Why didn't you tell me what this black and yellow handle's for ?"

[andytug]

Maybe this Christmas he will finally make it over the barbed wire!!

[Danny42C]

"Is it something I've said ?"

[Danny42C]

"Darling, I suppose I should take it our engagement is broken ?"

[Danny42C]

"Crikey - that bike of yours has got some poke !"

[Danny42C]

"The least you could have done is to leave me a wheel !"

[Danny42C]

"When you said "Hold on Tight !" - I didn't realise you meant to the bike !"

[Buster Hyman]

Release the Kracken!!!

[Buster Hyman]

Decoy deployed...
Wait...what?

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Kwik Fit's wheel alignment service was not readily available in Croatia; watching Wallace and Gromit led to a solution.

[treadigraph]

"Now pay attention 007, see this button... 007? 007? Stop messing about, man!"

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"Dammit Q, after ejector seats, submersible Lotuses and Little Nellie, this IS a bit of a let down..."

[JAVELINBOY]

Remember those four bolts we had left over at the end of the rebuild, I think I know where they should have gone.

[DirtyProp]

Hammond's latest attempt to finally get rid of Clarkson was starting to work....