Time to judge as I may be away for a few days
Runner up is Satcos Whipping boy for the best dance themed entry.
Here we see Jeté pilots in training.
"Look, it is plié , pirouette and THEN entrechat; carry on like this luvvy and you'll be flying Tornadoes"
The winner is Penny Washers, with the topical
"This set for the Eurovision Song Contest should be a real blast - you won't be able to hear the singer at all!"
Over to you Penny Washers. The CST is on it's way by Hermes, so it will either be flung over your hedge, or left in your wheelie bin.