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Old 29th Dec 2016, 07:09
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Slowing down now - I'll judge later today.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 09:53
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This is my rifle,
This is my gun.
This is for shooting,
This is for fun.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 11:19
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Meanwhile, Nigel, front row second from left, was beginning to wonder what he'd let himself in for.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 12:06
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The sun is well over the yardarm, and its time to judge. Can't beat a good pun in my opinion, so the winner is Pontious Navigator with:


The Queens Drag goon guards
...(although I would have used the "Granny Dear" Guards myself).


Well done. young man - the floor is yours.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 13:49
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Bad Pun Competition.

PN,
The best man won - again. Good Show !

Wensleydale, Sir,

...you can't beat a good pun... Yes, you can - with a bad one ! 'Granny, dear Guard' , forsooth ! You make good cheese, but what could be cheesier than that ?

Not staying long, did you say ? I'll get your coat !

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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:23
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Much honoured, thank you, but not sure his to post an image rather than a link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...rman_UXOs1.JPG
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:33
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Hmm- our first home grown rocket- looks like its not quite ready to launch. Needs more alcohol I imagine.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:36
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:37
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Good God Man! I told you to bury him face down!
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Well, he's pushing up Daisy cutters now.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:42
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"Perhaps it was a mistake to declare war on the Aussies!"
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:44
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"Well, they won't like that up 'em"
 
Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:48
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And we clear 50,000 people from Ausberg for that?
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:49
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"Better order some sea slug pellets, Bloggs!"
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:56
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Thank you Buster, I reality must learn. I thought it appropriate after the Augsberg bomb thread.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 14:57
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"When I suggested the centrepiece for this display, Bloggs, I did rather have ornamental sea life in mind......."
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 15:18
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I told you not to get that 30mm wet.
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 15:19
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" We use it for measuring the inside leg of WRAC's"
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Old 29th Dec 2016, 15:25
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"This ought to win the Club's Leek competion this year - what have you've been feeding it on ?"
 
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