Caption competition

[jim's brother]

Originally Posted by Danny42C

"Well, the ad. did say: 'requires simple home assembly'.....!"

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That's exactly why Mother bought him Part 1, Danny.

You'll like this from today's Telegraph: The DIY Spitfire: Enthusiast builds working replica fighter plane in his Reading garage

[Penny Washers]

The Short Salami never went into production due to certain structural problems.

[cattletruck]

Well, it appears to have cleared the maintenance release with the following restriction: Only allowed to fly into head winds.

[andytug]

Sorry, I thought you said that the price had been slashed....

[Buster Hyman]

Outstanding Airmanship to land it! Sadly, he was hit by baggage tug as he walked away.

[Danny42C]

"Those damned white ants get everwhere !"

[3wheels]

"There...that will teach you to chop me.."

[hugh flung_dung]

There are so many deserving suggestions that it's a difficult decision, but:
A "Jolly well done" to:

• Javelinboy “I think we are going to need an extra prop on the tail”
• Hempy “Never park between a Scimitar and a Cutlass.”
• Wensleydale “There's a sale on in the Piper factory - Seminoles have been slashed
• BPF “Gives new meaning to "getting some tail"

However, first prize must go to Jim’s brother for an exceptional mix of determination, quantity and quality, which reached a pinnacle with
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"Sarge, send an embassage to the the entourage to cancel their voyage of cabotage in the vicinage due to villanage in the garage, specifically decoupage of the fuselage and sabotage of the empennage."

Jim's brother: you have control.

[jim's brother]

I have control, HFD, and it's a great honour to win in the face of such stiff competition. I must say that your photo was great fun to caption - thank you!

I'll have a new competition ready very soon...

[jim's brother]

Here we go....



Happy captioning!

[Danny42C]

"Make sure you've had the jettison switch wired off, Sir !"

[NutLoose]

"This is damned fine of you to arrange this for our chaps over there"
"No... Thank You Sir, it has gone on your mess bill"

[JAVELINBOY]

Your going to have one hell of a suck on the straw I installed in the cockpit to get a flow

[Buster Hyman]

One more X there Laddie. Just so the Queenslanders know it's beer.

[Buster Hyman]

Now, make sure you don't sample any of this before you taxi past the Aero Club!

[Buster Hyman]

I'd be a better chance of spitting fire with a dodgy curry!

[Wensleydale]

"...and the red top missile carries milk."

[Wensleydale]

"Well -the Squadron Commander did say that we needed to have more Courage...."

[Wensleydale]

"..and the ground crew are all stout fellows".

[Wensleydale]

The Boss told us to fight 'til the last round.