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Old 8th Nov 2016, 10:22
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Pedal to the Meta...OWWW! CHRIST!!!!!!
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 10:38
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The latest bouncing bomb for the Vulcan tested at Windermere
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 10:50
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"Where did you think the term chopper came from?, fall of this puppy and you will end up as a smoothie"
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 10:52
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Those magnificent men on their dying machines.



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Old 8th Nov 2016, 11:46
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"F-35 Cancelled, then what ?"
 
Old 8th Nov 2016, 11:57
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Nicola Sturgeon takes delivery of her military assets post break up with the UK.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 12:02
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Despite the obstacles, Clinton supporters spare no effort to reach the Polling Station ... whilst Trump's aircraft try to stop them.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 12:03
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A clear case of Attitude over Altitude.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 12:23
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"Why aren't you wearing your flying kit ?"........"Why should I ? - this damn' thing isn't going to fly, anyway !"
 
Old 8th Nov 2016, 12:47
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"Right, a quick dismount for a p*ss seems out of the question and if I do it on the fly it will get messy as well..."
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 13:23
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"No, you fools, I asked for something to deliver the coup de grace........"
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 14:11
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Experimental system for deploying special forces from heavy bombers, known as "Brown Streak"
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 15:55
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Listen Bond, this one is much better, it doesn't set your arse on fire and the floats will give you a soft landing anywhere.

It will also decapitate any frogmen trying to sneak up on you


Press this level and the whole thing will jump . . .

Watch it Bond, you almost gave Pleming a heart attack.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 16:16
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England does it again!
We anticipated the invention of the modern drone by fifty years!
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 17:36
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and with this I can satisfy 4 heavenly virgins at once.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 18:03
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"This er......N-61 thing.... Yes, it is very cheap for a SAR machine but in retrospect, I think we'd better opt for the rather bigger one! The "S"- 61, didn't you call it?
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"It's OK to fly, but blowing up all the bits is bloody hard work."
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 18:07
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The USMC had to downsize their project due to problems with Inflation.
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Flymo's latest hover mower proved to have more than a few undesired risks.
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