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Old 4th Jun 2007, 14:53
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The real author of the London 2012 Olympic Logo reveals themselves.
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 15:15
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The design model used for the Dave-B weight saving programme was pulled from the archives.

"is always ready and takes minimal time to get out of the chocks,” said Jon Beesley, Chief Test Pilot

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Old 4th Jun 2007, 16:33
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Exploring some of the more extreme portions of the Typhoon's flight envelope had unexpected effects on the female anatomy, which were not entirely ameliorated by the G-suit and tended to persist long after the sortie had ended.
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 17:18
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The Cross-Dressing Centaur!
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 17:31
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Photographic evidence is unearthed that provides positive proof that inside every fat girl there is indeed a thin one trying to get out
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 17:35
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The LEAN programme office release a photo of Miss Lean 2007.
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 18:03
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Fiona had bent over backwards trying to make it work but the new JPA terminal on the table next to her was as cr@p as the last one.
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 18:11
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Flt Lt Leavey clearly shows flying without free rations can seriously damage your health.
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 20:57
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This is Eta, wearing a basque that lifts and separates.
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Yep, you've got it...she's a Basque Separatist.
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 21:03
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Tim Burton's "Nightmare on High Street"




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The early radars had unintended effects on the WAAF operators...........
 
Old 4th Jun 2007, 21:11
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Old 4th Jun 2007, 21:55
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Doris was having problems adjusting after her on promotion spine removal op.


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Doris proves that even spinless WRAF blunties are "real" ladies
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 08:22
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Due to a typo in the minutes from the casting meeting, the role of the Terminator in the forthcomoing movie had initially been given to one Amy Schwartzkopf.
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 08:53
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The new chairs for MOD Main Building had not been designed to account for the compulsory spine removal.
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 09:25
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"Not bad for a first effort Ma'am, however the slide does allow you to expand your stable belt. "
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 09:29
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"Yes, Smithers, I agree yours is a very good photo, but the reason it won't be used in the campaign is that NO-ONE will believe smoking, by itself, can do THAT to a lady".
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 09:39
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"Don't move love, I need somwhere to rest my pint while I go for a pee."
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 17:18
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This is a photographic proof taken on 09 oct 1932 Houdini's Failed attempt to get the chastity belt off Ms Harriet
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 18:03
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"Sorry love, you've got great assets, but CAS says we can't use your image as nose art, so I'm afraid I'll have to cancel the photo shoot. Have you tried the Sun?"
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Old 5th Jun 2007, 18:05
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Sorry boys, you can't paint that on the nose of your jet it's not PC you know.
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