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Old 4th Apr 2007, 18:24
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Come into my arms, said she!
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 10:55
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Taking Gold, Silver and Bronze in the ladies' breast-stroke, Russian swimming sensation Ivanta Nuverarm acknowledges her fans.
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 16:57
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Winner time..................


And the winner is.........................

Sharmine: "Any of you guys need a hand..............job lot going here?"

This just appealed to my purile humour!!

You have control..................
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 19:38
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In the absence of Sharmine, here's your next challenge, Ppruners:

What was our hero saying here? Provide some thought bubbles for his keen admirers

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Old 5th Apr 2007, 19:44
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All of the ladies:


...Big Jet - Small



but it could be:

Big Small Jet
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 20:13
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"It's not a difficult job ladies ... my wife's better at it than I am!"
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 20:53
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....Ladies and Gentlemen, the Utterly Utterly Wing-Walking Display Team of 2007!!

or


Harrier pilot agrees to having his picture taken without any deal, without any negotiation, without any side agreement of any nature.

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Old 5th Apr 2007, 21:03
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{chick on the right.,.} well she's with me.... and those two are together.... so what the hell is he doing here>?
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 21:57
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Four of them have an Adams Apple.........
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 22:18
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Are you SURE that's a hose reaching up to your neck.....???
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 22:22
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What was our hero saying here?
Same as at any other time:

I Love Me
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 22:29
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Enough talk about you lets talk about ME

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Old 5th Apr 2007, 22:35
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"These are only plastic, you know...."

"Yes, so are ours..."
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Old 5th Apr 2007, 22:48
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Oh look, nine tits all in a row.
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Old 6th Apr 2007, 04:37
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Blondes, brunettes or redheads: they are all easy meat for us fighter jocks!
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Old 6th Apr 2007, 06:07
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Flyboy: "Yes, of course I can fly that thing.....me.....me....love me....."

Chick #1: "I thought you said this guy was a successful pimp?"

Chick #2: "No, I said chimp!"
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Old 6th Apr 2007, 06:09
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Blimey that's handy! - "Fingers" Malone models the new uniform issue epaulettes..............
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Old 6th Apr 2007, 06:29
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As Bill Clinton would say "Don't just stand there, undo something"
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Old 6th Apr 2007, 08:18
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Man walks up to a group of girls, "Hi, I'm a fast jet pilot"
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Old 6th Apr 2007, 09:55
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At this point, the girls didnt realise the physical nature to which 'Mav' was going to demonstrate how he fitted his refueling probe into the basket.
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