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Old 25th Sep 2015, 01:52
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"I'm a bit bored with this game. Think I'll take a stroll and see if I can knock off a mouse or a baby sparrow or two."............"Oh dear, I never did like water !"
 
Old 25th Sep 2015, 06:08
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MOD Procurement under scrutiny as it is revealed the £1bn spent on cats and traps for HMS Queen Elizabeth represents "poor value".
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 06:41
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The Scots have the Bagpipes ... But here is a pic of the little known ancient Australian musical instrument ... called the Cataplunker.

What's a Cataplunker Sir ? Well ... it's a couple of strings stretched across a cats backside and plucked with your teeth

I thank you ...

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Old 25th Sep 2015, 11:20
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8 out of 10 cats prefer B52s to AV-8Bs or A-10s
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" yeah and what with the defense cuts, the only Tomcat we will be seeing on a carrier from now on, is this one.."
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 12:17
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Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr.

Then we set off the Big Bang from 40,000 feet.........
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 12:24
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Scroggins was always quiet until we realised that if you pulled his string he would issue verbal commands, and now listen to him....

"Is my pie ready yet Nav?"
"When I was on Lightnings"
"And there I was, nothing on the clock but the makers name"
"Hello, I'm a fighter pilot you know""
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 12:26
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"Hey, that's not a conker that's my nut"
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 12:28
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"Hey, don't pull that loose thread it's unravelling my life vest"
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 13:26
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"What do you mean by qualifying for an Amber Flying Cat? I have one already but it is a bit more Ginger"!
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 15:43
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[USAF Major in LHS, laughing evilly, to Senior Airman in RHS]

"No, Airman Bond, I expect you to fly".

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Old 25th Sep 2015, 17:43
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They thought that it was a misprint when told that their aircraft was armed with a Mouser.
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 17:43
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Like the Labour party, they were led by Tom and Jerry.
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 18:08
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"At least I've enough sense to land on four paws - this lot mainly land on their heads !"
 
Old 25th Sep 2015, 18:32
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Buster and Nutty relax with a spot of remedial therapy at the Home for Retired Aviators & Aero Engineers
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 19:40
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"I tawt I taw a Puddy Cat - but it was the Recruiting Sergeant !"
 
Old 25th Sep 2015, 20:06
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Now that's what I call a worm..
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Old 25th Sep 2015, 21:35
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He may look innocent, but if you look at him the wrong way he'll have your privates written off ... that's why I call him 'Cat 5'
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Only the pilot on the right was allowed to fly, the one on the left had lost his flying cat....
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Old 26th Sep 2015, 00:16
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