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Old 30th Jan 2015, 17:32
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"Where did I put the Pilots' Notes ?"
 
Old 31st Jan 2015, 02:06
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maybe he missed that warning in the manual -

IN THE EVENT OF RADIO FAIL ATTEMPTING TO SEMAPHORE
BY FULL OR PARTIAL WINGFOLD IS A PROSCRIBED
PROCEDURE
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 09:15
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The new "Canyon" automatic escape & evasion App caused a degree of attrition among new crew who forgot about the minimum airpseed limit.
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 12:02
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With Pontius Navigator sunning himself in Lanzarote from today ... and acting as his named Deputy ... I thought it was time to get us moving along to the next round before both Buster and Nutty suffer their usual chronic withdrawal symptoms

Some cracking one-liners from the usual culprits

But as difficult as it was here are my Top 3 ...

1st Fox3 @ 27949 (PM sent)

Every aerodynamic problem with the Phantom has always been solved by fitting bigger engines!
2nd TyroPicard @ 27934

3rd Wensleydale @ 27953

Best ...

Coff.

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Old 31st Jan 2015, 12:55
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 13:03
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Sir ... I don't think "Keel Haul the Swab" is a legitimate order these days
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 13:41
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"I know I threw my engagement ring somewhere around here last night !"
 
Old 31st Jan 2015, 13:57
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There is a hatch somewhere here
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 14:25
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Why did I volunteer to wash the Captains laundry
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 14:39
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No doubt some bu@@er will get a gong for getting me out of the sea when I fall..........................off (splutter).....here(splutter, splutter)!
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 16:08
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"Quick, get me a cloth!"
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 16:59
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"Bloody Jehovah's witnesses at the door again skipper"
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 17:05
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"She murmured something about big, black, wet and doggy style, so I left her on deck"
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 19:16
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♫...Life on the Ocean Wave...♫
 
Old 31st Jan 2015, 19:20
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Is that why she is a Sub-Lieutenant?
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 19:30
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"Why, yes we do take women to sea on submarines these days........... No, they're not actually allowed into the submarine, but we do actually take them out to sea...."
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 19:46
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The new manager of the English Football Team decided to flood the pitch: she wanted to bring on the sub....
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 19:47
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Something had to be done about Comrade Xing's flatulence.
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 19:48
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In Somerset, the local post mistress failed to see the funny side as the Navy decided to help with flood relief operations.
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 20:03
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"You do realise from now on Skipper, the sea will smell of fish. "
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