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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:19
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Jacuzzi mode ... give me a moment and I'll see what I can do
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:21
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Stop calling me Sheila
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:50
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"I say, I don't mind you climbing in old chap, but bringing your laundry's a bit cheeky."

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:05
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"You know, Carew, that's not quite cricket, old boy"
 
Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:11
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Rate of sink? 2/6 per hour.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:12
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The FAA aerodynamics instructor explains washout.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:43
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"Don't complain old man, at least this time we got in before the cooks got here to wash up the pots and pans."
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:45
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"OK Bertie, I don't mind you singing 'Three men in a tub' but I think that's quite enough of the 'rub-a-dub-dub' for one day, don't you?"
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:48
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Sir ... I realise Kings Regulations require all Officers to ensure the 'cleanliness of all personnel under their command' ... But is it really necessary to bath with everyone
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 10:12
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'We used to get in face to face you know....but no one would share with old 'donkey Dawkins.'

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 10:33
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It was that time of the month... and it was a short month.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 11:14
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"Friendly natives" you said.. I was having my doubts when they put vegetables in the bath with us!!
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 11:21
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"As long as it's only your upper lip that's stiff, you're welcome to stay..."


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Old 21st Dec 2014, 12:48
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Correct! Okay then...what am I holding now?

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So, is this your first visit to West Point/Duntroon/Sandhurst?
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 13:22
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I know someone nicked the bath plug but I've improvised
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 13:38
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I say, old chap, would you mind lending me your soap? - I seem to have worn mine out.
(Apologies, Fox3 - you got in first.)
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 13:39
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 14:44
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"Yes,yes, but APART FROM THAT, what decided you to go for Jaguars?"....

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 15:41
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Is this a jacuzzi? I'm wondering where the bubbles are coming from.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 16:35
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Sorry old chap, but it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like.
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