Caption competition
"Yes, it's had one careful lady owner and comes with a full service history. All the extras for that model year as well. I'm losing a fortune selling it to you at that price".
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We're hoping to install a winch position here, but other than that we reckon we've got this new Light SAR contract in the bag.
And if I may add a suggestion for the curved runway picture
Jack Nicklaus needed to iron out some nasty habits if he was ever going to make it as an airfield designer.
And if I may add a suggestion for the curved runway picture
Jack Nicklaus needed to iron out some nasty habits if he was ever going to make it as an airfield designer.
Avoid imitations
Right! I'll hold your hand, now you spin the rotor and your bad tooth'll be pulled clean out!
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Top quality captions one and all.
Couldn’t choose an outright winner so shunted the problem up the line and let the fair hand of madam smoke pick.
The following are mentioned in despatches for outstanding wit and an eye for the absurd.
Mike Jenvey
"Bruce thought that the riggers had gone a bit too far with robbing parts from the hangar queen..."
"Right, when I nod my head, twist it like mad!!!
Oggin Aviator
Nah, it'll never fly - I can't see any Lift Pixies!
Darth Nigel
"No need to feel stupid, these glow-plug engines can be a b@gger to start"
"Stop whinging! You're lucky to be in the UAS this year, you know"
"I envy you, mate. They'll name an award after you, mark my words. Now in you get, and I'll start towing you. Oh, and it's £10 cash-in-advance, OK?"
airborne_artist
"If you look closely you can even see Leonardo da Vinci's signature on the root of each blade."
DW11
We're hoping to install a winch position here, but other than that we reckon we've got this new Light SAR contract in the bag.
BikerMark
"Pay attention 007!"
But, the winner is…………………………
Milt
"Did I tell you ? This one is for GreenPeace as soon as the signwriter finishes the tail. It's going to be Nuclear Horrors."
Nice one..
Couldn’t choose an outright winner so shunted the problem up the line and let the fair hand of madam smoke pick.
The following are mentioned in despatches for outstanding wit and an eye for the absurd.
Mike Jenvey
"Bruce thought that the riggers had gone a bit too far with robbing parts from the hangar queen..."
"Right, when I nod my head, twist it like mad!!!
Oggin Aviator
Nah, it'll never fly - I can't see any Lift Pixies!
Darth Nigel
"No need to feel stupid, these glow-plug engines can be a b@gger to start"
"Stop whinging! You're lucky to be in the UAS this year, you know"
"I envy you, mate. They'll name an award after you, mark my words. Now in you get, and I'll start towing you. Oh, and it's £10 cash-in-advance, OK?"
airborne_artist
"If you look closely you can even see Leonardo da Vinci's signature on the root of each blade."
DW11
We're hoping to install a winch position here, but other than that we reckon we've got this new Light SAR contract in the bag.
BikerMark
"Pay attention 007!"
But, the winner is…………………………
Milt
"Did I tell you ? This one is for GreenPeace as soon as the signwriter finishes the tail. It's going to be Nuclear Horrors."
Nice one..
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Seconds away, round 6
Having now won the caption competition three times, Milt offers this from his selection for your entries:
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Admittedly, flying his latest creation had been terrifying, and when John explained that he’d 'lost control' it took them a few moments for the horrible truth to dawn.
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The boffin, the OIC Research (Non-Human Pilot Projects), and the QFI who'd checked out the airframe contemplated the little fellow, wired into his tiny harness at the centre of the seat, and each one silently wished him luck as he buzzed impatiently, eager for takeoff.
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