Top quality captions one and all.
Couldnt choose an outright winner so shunted the problem up the line and let the fair hand of madam smoke pick.
The following are mentioned in despatches for outstanding wit and an eye for the absurd.
Mike Jenvey
"Bruce thought that the riggers had gone a bit too far with robbing parts from the hangar queen..."
"Right, when I nod my head, twist it like mad!!!
Oggin Aviator
Nah, it'll never fly - I can't see any Lift Pixies!
Darth Nigel
"No need to feel stupid, these glow-plug engines can be a b@gger to start"
"Stop whinging! You're lucky to be in the UAS this year, you know"
"I envy you, mate. They'll name an award after you, mark my words. Now in you get, and I'll start towing you. Oh, and it's £10 cash-in-advance, OK?"
airborne_artist
"If you look closely you can even see Leonardo da Vinci's signature on the root of each blade."
DW11
We're hoping to install a winch position here, but other than that we reckon we've got this new Light SAR contract in the bag.
BikerMark
"Pay attention 007!"
But, the winner is
Milt
"Did I tell you ? This one is for GreenPeace as soon as the signwriter finishes the tail. It's going to be Nuclear Horrors."
Nice one..