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Old 7th Aug 2006, 11:28
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The Lyneham Lean team received short shrift from the Aircrews
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Old 7th Aug 2006, 13:10
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Justin Gatlin took out his anger on his fellow competitors.
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Air Force tactics for crowd control probably need to be reconsidered......
 
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Unable to catch the Eurostar into Britain, the asylum seekers tried a new tactic
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There were no hairdressers in the town so the males needed a new way to arrange their afro hair into neat rows.
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Old 7th Aug 2006, 14:03
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Ahhhh Harvest time. Sing along now, "We plough the fields and scatter...."
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Old 7th Aug 2006, 14:49
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"Nkrumu, I thought I told you to stop using that bloody Swoop birdseed."
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Old 7th Aug 2006, 14:51
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The JPA corporate jet proved just as successful.
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Old 7th Aug 2006, 15:41
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"Bloggs, I told you it looked like a football pitch when you turned final....'Oh No says you.....we're just a bit steep is all Skip!' you said!"



or...... "Quick Stop, Quick Stop....GO!"
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If no more entries, winner will be announced tomorrow am.
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 00:24
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After earlier mistaking Ballykelly for Eglington, Ryan Air's new service to Nairobi Kenyatta International got off to a shaky start.
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 07:22
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On reflection the pilot thought Bradford could have waited at least till the runway was laid before opening.



Oops, a few letters missing.
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 11:00
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The Russian Air Force Advisors Team proved to be sore losers when the locals turned out to wave them off after winning 7 : 0 at football that afternoon
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"Aeroflots new no-frills embarkation service experienced a few teething troubles......."

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"The elation at finding hitch-hiking as a viable means of illegal immigration turned to despair when the aircraft pitched up in Moscow, not Maidstone...."
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 13:33
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The African-style 'Follow-Me' truck proved a big hit with Russian crews.

- Or -

A little late on the roundout Ivan?
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 14:05
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The Russians really thought the local crews would have finished the runway by now.


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Old 9th Aug 2006, 15:09
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"Remember rourke's drift" yelled the Welsh pilot
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 20:15
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Movers?

What Movers?
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Old 9th Aug 2006, 20:24
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"Shoot," drawled the cowboy-hatted driver in the left seat, "when you bring 'em all in without losing 'nary a one, I gotta tell ya, there ain't a feeling in the world like it!"
 
Old 9th Aug 2006, 23:51
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