Caption competition
"Bloggs, I told you it looked like a football pitch when you turned final....'Oh No says you.....we're just a bit steep is all Skip!' you said!"
or...... "Quick Stop, Quick Stop....GO!"
or...... "Quick Stop, Quick Stop....GO!"
"Aeroflots new no-frills embarkation service experienced a few teething troubles......."
or
"The elation at finding hitch-hiking as a viable means of illegal immigration turned to despair when the aircraft pitched up in Moscow, not Maidstone...."
or
"The elation at finding hitch-hiking as a viable means of illegal immigration turned to despair when the aircraft pitched up in Moscow, not Maidstone...."