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Old 14th Jan 2014, 20:02
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A previously unpublished still from the new Channel 5 documentary 'All at Sea', however when their Lordships realised that the director was a left wing pacifist they quickly withdrew their co-operation.
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Old 14th Jan 2014, 20:04
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Hey Goose, we're not busy, cover for me. I've got a homer flying some sh1t out of Hong Kong.
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Old 14th Jan 2014, 20:46
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Now I know why Nelson said Kiss me quick Hardy. This Navy lark is all peace, love, and mung beans isn't it?
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Old 14th Jan 2014, 20:57
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still you did do it twice to me in the last couple
In the words of the late Frankie Howerd: 'Oooeerr Missus'
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Old 14th Jan 2014, 21:38
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"Well I'm just glad we've left Portsmouth, when those 4 Wrens you told to deliver that Torpedo to Faslane as there is no MT available figure it out, you're life wouldn't have been worth living"
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 00:48
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This queue for the Barrel boy is enormous!
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 01:55
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Proof positive there are Coke Suckers in the RN!
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 08:23
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Day 3. Still can't find the handle for the anchor.
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 08:54
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Old habits die hard in the Navy. After 3 days in the doldrums, someone decided to try turning the engines on!
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 09:01
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The Navy showed an appropriate amount of interest in the latest PPRuNe "if an aircraft is on a conveyor belt would it take off" discussion.
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 09:14
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The next one who farts below deck after curry night is over the side. How long before we can go below?
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 10:05
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The crew waited patiently for Coff to re-post a captionless pic and increment his post count once again. Tick tock. Tick tock...
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 10:26
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The deck will be clear by the time Cpt Bottomsox completes his preflight checks.
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 11:38
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Due to a lack of aircraft in the FAA, the Captain told everyone to go on deck and 'look busy'. Probably didnt fool the soviet AGI though.
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 12:24
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Match.com dating event
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 17:05
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Soylent Green trawler...
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 18:16
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Guy in the white shirt thinks.....

Hope the captain does not order 'Tops Off' then all my mates will see I am wearing my sisters bra

In the Navy by YMCA
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Old 15th Jan 2014, 21:59
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Delilah the mermaid surfaced, considered the talent and.......


dived again to find a sea cucumber.
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Old 16th Jan 2014, 01:00
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"Well I've had the Rum and coke, I don't smoke, so that just leaves the bum"
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Old 16th Jan 2014, 03:03
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