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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:39
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"and the barrel, Glorious Leader, is based on the size of your Glorious Male Organ, as ordered. We thank you for sending us the dimensions."
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:46
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Thanks Coff...took longer to find that B&W piccy than I thought...

Actually, just travelled back to 1984 for the week...also known as Queenslands Gold Coast!
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:49
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"It's a wedding gift from us all Glorious Leader, we have been assured that if she does not perform, you will be able to use it to divorce her through the bathroom door.."
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:53
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Yes Glorious Leader ... You will be able to do many cunning stunts with it
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 11:07
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Glorious Leader, its good for getting rid of relatives who stay too long.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 11:11
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Yes, if you say so Glorious Leader. We have many of these & I shall instruct the peasants to start eating them.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 11:38
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How do you like my new Unclinator?
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 11:44
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Glorious Leader its your best invention to date to stop the Yankee dogs invading.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 12:01
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"If you stick a chopstick in here, you can use it in full auto mode leader"
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 12:10
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With this Glorious leader we will conquer the World of ping pong..
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 12:18
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Glorious Leader this our new long range Pheasant Plucker ...
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 13:01
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Nutty points out what will happen if Buster goes Walkabout again.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 13:41
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Yes Glorious Leader ... it's a device to reinsert the cork into Boudreaux Bob ... Oh sorry that's spelt Bordeaux ... my mistake
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 13:42
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 13:46
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"Damn' thing'll never work - take it back to A###s"
 
Old 18th Apr 2014, 14:13
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Good grip Glorious Leader. You've held something of this shape before no? There is, however, no need to shake it up & down like that though...
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 14:13
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Fur cap number one did some fast talking as the Glorious Leader noticed the 'made in South Korea' label.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 14:14
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Yes glorious leader, the bubble solution goes in there.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 14:14
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Kim, I swear on my life this is the genuine 'splurge gun' as used in the movie Bugsy Malone.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 14:16
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Before the execution begins, we thought we'd show you the kind of embarrassing tat that the the condemned had been designing.
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