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Search: Posts Made By: PorkKnuckle
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Forum: Middle East
6th May 2010, 17:29
Replies: 75
Views: 20,949
Posted By PorkKnuckle

By applying the 6% to EACH step (this is...

By applying the 6% to EACH step (this is unprecedented at EK) instead of as a pay increase to the base, the gap between each step and the next one is now greater by 3% and the corresponding amount. ...
Forum: Middle East
5th May 2010, 16:15
Replies: 18
Views: 2,848
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Just like Emirates SOPs: Inform the airlines of...

Just like Emirates SOPs: Inform the airlines of new information, without telling them what it is. Blame them when they miss the update.

Good to see our inept team on the back foot when this is...
Forum: Middle East
4th May 2010, 19:51
Replies: 60
Views: 26,165
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Yeah MAS, a "bonus" is NOT in our contract, I...

Yeah MAS, a "bonus" is NOT in our contract, I believe.

Profit share is, though, and that's what they give us - sometimes. Management like you and other bootlickers also get a "bonus", even when...
Forum: Middle East
30th Apr 2010, 05:28
Replies: 9
Views: 2,641
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Maybe it's a farewell "F*ck You" to us from TCED...

Maybe it's a farewell "F*ck You" to us from TCED because of all the slaggings he's worn over the years. Or that thing with the IRS.
Forum: Middle East
27th Apr 2010, 18:37
Replies: 14
Views: 6,233
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Maybe, Dropp, people are upset partly because...

Maybe, Dropp, people are upset partly because Emirates shove their noses into what goes on in the villa compounds when someone has a fight or a loud party or misbehaves or monopolises the tennis...
Forum: Middle East
26th Apr 2010, 07:31
Replies: 12
Views: 3,097
Posted By PorkKnuckle

So you dish it out but you can't take it,...

So you dish it out but you can't take it, caynine? Do you need your mummy?

Apologies if the comment was somewhat caustic but you DID ask for it with your childish reaction and failure to...
Forum: Middle East
25th Apr 2010, 10:33
Replies: 12
Views: 3,097
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Calm down, woman, I doubted the existence of AA...

Calm down, woman, I doubted the existence of AA and that's what I said. I never said it didn't exist.

Read the ******* post, tw*t! :=
Forum: Middle East
24th Apr 2010, 15:13
Replies: 12
Views: 3,097
Posted By PorkKnuckle

I doubt you'll find an AA meeting here because...

I doubt you'll find an AA meeting here because attending an AA meeting is tantamount to admitting to being drunk, and being drunk is a criminal offense in this enlightened part of the world.
...
Forum: Middle East
22nd Apr 2010, 18:59
Replies: 11
Views: 3,931
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Thanks to everyone reminding them about it on...

Thanks to everyone reminding them about it on pprune, your loophole won't last long.

And the galley hags have their own rules which say no seafood or whatever, it's enforced by the purser, and...
Forum: Middle East
20th Apr 2010, 11:55
Replies: 25
Views: 5,776
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Who's "WC"? Are grease monkeys usually this...

Who's "WC"?

Are grease monkeys usually this sensitive or have you forgotten to take your pills again?
Forum: Middle East
18th Apr 2010, 17:25
Replies: 12
Views: 2,865
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Lucky they just made two billion or three billion...

Lucky they just made two billion or three billion or whatever. Where's that world's smallest violin...???
Forum: Middle East
18th Apr 2010, 17:20
Replies: 11
Views: 5,655
Posted By PorkKnuckle

How would you really know how much it costs? Why...

How would you really know how much it costs? Why would anyone believe a thing they say? I laugh at them.
Forum: Middle East
12th Apr 2010, 12:42
Replies: 31
Views: 8,982
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Just like TCED. "Sought after." Or...

Just like TCED.



"Sought after." Or did you mean, "sort-of sought after"...! It was probably your sub-conscious speaking and a good point too! :ok:
Forum: Middle East
7th Apr 2010, 09:54
Replies: 22
Views: 4,727
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Unlike the "artisan" on 123.95 the other night...

Unlike the "artisan" on 123.95 the other night who steadfastly ignored initial calls from three aircraft in a row, then had everyone "Say again" the info they'd transmitted up front in the first...
Forum: Middle East
7th Apr 2010, 05:34
Replies: 24
Views: 6,563
Posted By PorkKnuckle

I'm not surprised someone pointed that out, Wiz....

I'm not surprised someone pointed that out, Wiz. As I ALREADY said, the amount is not the point. Try telling some of the FOs what's a trifling amount and what isn't.

A few years ago when the pay...
Forum: Middle East
6th Apr 2010, 04:38
Replies: 25
Views: 9,031
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Correct and when you get back to Dubai in the...

Correct and when you get back to Dubai in the evening, that is your first local night.

Minimum Days Off after your 16hr flight (18 hr duty) ULR trip to the other side of the world is exactly
...
Forum: Middle East
6th Apr 2010, 04:35
Replies: 24
Views: 6,563
Posted By PorkKnuckle

They like people who don't understand that they...

They like people who don't understand that they lost more than last year's 3%. This year your percentage pay rise would've been based on last year's salary level AND the last year's 3% increase. This...
Forum: Middle East
5th Apr 2010, 14:18
Replies: 24
Views: 6,563
Posted By PorkKnuckle

You're also missing the point. A 6% raise this...

You're also missing the point. A 6% raise this year is not the same salary level as having gained our 3% both years. Maybe you don't appreciate the concept of Compound Interest.

Management also...
Forum: Middle East
25th Mar 2010, 11:16
Replies: 10
Views: 8,558
Posted By PorkKnuckle

The pool costs money to operate so they're just...

The pool costs money to operate so they're just making sure peopole aren't stealing from them. Can't have non-EK people swimming in the pool and using it up.

This is the same DSO pools they...
Forum: Middle East
13th Mar 2010, 19:41
Replies: 173
Views: 51,418
Posted By PorkKnuckle

This thread's gone pretty quiet. Lots of sheepish...

This thread's gone pretty quiet. Lots of sheepish ppruners out there?

I stopped reading Mana's crap hafway through his second post and gave up on the thread in general a page later. Mana's posts...
Forum: Middle East
13th Mar 2010, 19:34
Replies: 2
Views: 1,813
Posted By PorkKnuckle

As far as I'm aware, the profit-sharing threshold...

As far as I'm aware, the profit-sharing threshold IS the profit target. If they make the target, they give out two weeks.

If they exceed the target, they give out a little more, the exact amount...
Forum: Middle East
13th Mar 2010, 06:16
Replies: 173
Views: 51,418
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Hey Ernest, it's interesting how many of the...

Hey Ernest, it's interesting how many of the names in that thread are no longer active here.

Resignees? Worked to death? Beaten into submission? Their absence paints an interesting sideline...
Forum: Middle East
13th Mar 2010, 06:12
Replies: 173
Views: 51,418
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Agreed Good Cat. It's almost funny how these...

Agreed Good Cat. It's almost funny how these fellas are all putting so much heart and soul into this phony baloney dialogue. Mana must be laughing his pants wet at all you chaps.

Can you really...
Forum: Middle East
8th Mar 2010, 19:04
Replies: 10
Views: 3,375
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Hurry up and tell it, I have 94 hours this month....

Hurry up and tell it, I have 94 hours this month. :*

It better be good - if you're "friend" is gonna complain about what a bunch of LIARS EK are, we already know that.
Forum: Middle East
4th Mar 2010, 20:25
Replies: 34
Views: 11,061
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Presumably he's a mate of TCAS's? He can...

Presumably he's a mate of TCAS's?

He can leave the title "Captain" at the door, like TCED was supposed to - he won't ever be current here on anything in the EK fleet.
Forum: Middle East
28th Feb 2010, 04:59
Replies: 19
Views: 8,920
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Might isn't enough. They keep their heads buried...

Might isn't enough. They keep their heads buried in the ass and hope for the best. It's WHEN they're parked that changes happen.



New CC are now not allowed to bid during the 6month...
Forum: Middle East
28th Feb 2010, 04:55
Replies: 13
Views: 4,219
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Get changed in the toilet - GREAT IDEA!!!...

Get changed in the toilet - GREAT IDEA!!! Standing in your socks on the urine-splattered floor, clothes brushing against the urine-splattered toilet.... no thanks, fatbus, but you go ahead and enjoy...
Forum: Middle East
13th Feb 2010, 15:29
Replies: 38
Views: 9,466
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Oh one more thing.... what they gain with reduced...

Oh one more thing.... what they gain with reduced pilot hours, they will throw away with the reduced effect of their BULL**** factoring scheme, (the father of which was the version TCAS signed on his...
Forum: Middle East
13th Feb 2010, 15:02
Replies: 38
Views: 9,466
Posted By PorkKnuckle

By the way: EK's very own BM will...

By the way:



EK's very own BM will just write us a new, load-of-sh!t FCI and "Operational Plan" permitting just a little over whatever they need to make it work, complete with all these...
Forum: Middle East
13th Feb 2010, 14:56
Replies: 38
Views: 9,466
Posted By PorkKnuckle

A 3 crew ULR flight frees up one captain for...

A 3 crew ULR flight frees up one captain for another flight. Where will the FO come from? They'll still be begging us to tell our friends to come here for a while yet.

I'll be telling my pals to...
Forum: Middle East
12th Feb 2010, 08:48
Replies: 26
Views: 4,881
Posted By PorkKnuckle

What an absolute joke. The tower really does...

What an absolute joke. The tower really does represent this place. Spend as little as possible = build to sub-standard condition = elevator sh!ts itself on Day Two.

You'd think they'd ensure...
Forum: Middle East
4th Feb 2010, 13:00
Replies: 3
Views: 1,340
Posted By PorkKnuckle

I don't think the analyser considers days off and...

I don't think the analyser considers days off and I don't believe it can "reject" any bid. All it does is tells you if you've bid for something that clashes with something else.
Forum: Middle East
30th Jan 2010, 11:26
Replies: 6
Views: 2,304
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Hope you don't break a leg... if so, good luck...

Hope you don't break a leg... if so, good luck getting it fixed properly in "the kingdom"... :rolleyes:

Then again they'll probably behead you for spying.
Forum: Middle East
20th Jan 2010, 12:47
Replies: 9
Views: 2,192
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Here's another youtube video illustrating some of...

Here's another youtube video illustrating some of the favourite local "culture" to be found in these parts...

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Enjoy the roads, MarsBar.
Forum: Middle East
10th Jan 2010, 15:29
Replies: 90
Views: 31,138
Posted By PorkKnuckle

Why? Do you all of a sudden condone drinking...

Why?
Do you all of a sudden condone drinking pilots at one airline, but not the other?
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You have no idea what a **** that fella is, A, or you might not've opened your yap. The story is,...
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