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Old 19th April 2009 | 10:20
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Summoning my best Eddie Murphy voice impression...

"That's right fools, I'm a flying AND talking donkey!"
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Old 19th April 2009 | 12:26
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Since Shy Torgue seems to be busy chasing flying horses or being trained by Brunhilla.....I'll call this one a Tie as there were several excellent responses.

In keeping with the original thought of the thread.....that being Helicopter UH-OH's!

Let's try this one.

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Old 19th April 2009 | 12:43
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With regards to the 500E and the hangar door I won't say where it happened or to whom, but if I remember correctly it went something like this:
Aircraft had just been completley overhauled, so was basically 'new' again. On the run up to do track and balance the collective was either raised slightly or was mis-rigged so that when full rpm was reached the aircraft was just light on the skids enough to move. And she did.

Two mechanics and pilot got away with minor cuts and bruises. The pilot was not wearing his seatbelt for the ground run and was thrown out and got pinned between the skid and the hangar door - very lucky not to have been seriously hurt. Always belt up!
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Old 19th April 2009 | 12:54
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shopping list, my first thought

Damn, ok quick, think, think. Bloggs, make a Bunnings Hardware list, quick before the boss sees us. 4 main rotor blades, windscreen wipers, touch up paint, oh don't forget the cut and polish. Anything you think we need?

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Old 19th April 2009 | 13:33
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"CAV troopers.....we got to get them over the idea of using their steeds for cover from hostile fire!
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Old 19th April 2009 | 15:34
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Any one seen the FM shut down page
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Old 19th April 2009 | 17:29
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The Canadian defence minister visits an American Surplus aircraft boneyard

"As you can see Mr MacKay this one is a bit of a fixer upper but it is one of the few we have in your price range"
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Old 19th April 2009 | 21:54
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"The pilot says it happened right after he was spooked by a flying horse".

P.S. Sorry for not being in time to judge the captions to my photo - I had a life to lead the last few days.
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Old 20th April 2009 | 06:35
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Quiet. What did that helmet say?
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Old 20th April 2009 | 07:58
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Ssshhhhh.

Let's get the parts all together and try to put it together again
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Old 20th April 2009 | 10:27
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Cool

Valet parking, never trust it.
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Old 20th April 2009 | 10:52
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Geez, what are we going to tell the boss. We can't tell him we hit the sand dune because we were making fun of the cops in the 47 parked on the side of the road when we rear ended a horse sending it flying into a 500!
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Old 20th April 2009 | 19:45
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"oh Hell The Sloping Ground Limit Of 90 Degrees Must Have Been A Typo In The Manual"
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Old 22nd April 2009 | 03:12
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Spot Autorotations

"I'd say thats within 5 feet of the spot wouldn't you Bill?"

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Old 22nd April 2009 | 04:09
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OK, who turned on their cellphone?
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Old 22nd April 2009 | 07:53
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"What is this 'dynamic rollover' of which you speak?"
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Old 22nd April 2009 | 08:03
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The last words on the CVR were "Head stay with me.....feet don't let me down!"
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Old 22nd April 2009 | 10:14
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Free helicopter kit with every packet of Shreddies
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Old 22nd April 2009 | 13:57
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Checklist miss read

I know it said "Turn over" on the checklist. But I'm sure it meant the page though...
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Old 23rd April 2009 | 07:07
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I said very clearly that YOU HAD CONTROL !
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