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Old 1st May 2009, 20:23
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How about......

"I said WASH her not SINK her!"
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Old 2nd May 2009, 11:54
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"Another one! They go out all night, drink too much and then come to the beach and fall asleep on the sand. Cmon boys, let's wake him up before the tide comes in."
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Old 2nd May 2009, 12:44
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When I said "Crab it in", I meant...........
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Old 5th May 2009, 16:06
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Old 5th May 2009, 17:24
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"Let's jump in before the previous caption competition finishes"

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Old 5th May 2009, 19:20
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He just said to her "you can drive". Let's get out of here!
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Old 5th May 2009, 19:53
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Why have I got this brolly in my hand, I know it won't open at less than 500 feet...
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Old 11th May 2009, 13:50
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Following an in-flight curry, the load-master's solution to a lack of toilet paper on board didn't meet with universal approval...
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Old 12th May 2009, 07:05
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I told you we shouldn't have leant on those windows. Now we have to fish them out !
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Old 12th May 2009, 10:24
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Quick !! we better move I think he,s reversing.
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Old 12th May 2009, 17:43
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The annual Marine Corps belly-flop contest was not getting off to a great start. Crew Chief's score for the tandem belly flop: 1.1 for execution, 5.8 for style.
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Old 12th May 2009, 20:11
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Who Farted?!?!?!
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Old 12th May 2009, 20:32
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"Quick if we get out before they land we wont have to clean it"
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Told you those marines cant take a joke
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Old 12th May 2009, 22:52
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Ah.... valet parking.....how civilised....
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Old 13th May 2009, 02:04
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we have to leg it, i dont have any mony for the fare !
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Old 13th May 2009, 03:21
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The Marines have been trialling the techniques for recovery of parachutists. They fly rapidly rearwards with the "mouth" open, the rear rotor cuts the shrouds, and the parachutists are gobbled up by the rear cargo door.

On this occasion, with the copilot flying by leaning out the crew door, they left it a bit late and almost lost the parachutists into the water. The senior parachutist can be seen strangling the person who talked him into doing this.
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Old 12th Jun 2009, 16:30
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A new one to keep us occupied!


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Old 12th Jun 2009, 17:49
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Pilot to Instructor - Do you think that top will come off if we keep hovering???
Ans. We can hope, you need the hovering experience anyway!!!!!YOU MUST ALSO LOOK INSIDE OCCASIONALLY TO CHECK YOUR INSTRUMENTS!.
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Old 12th Jun 2009, 18:06
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I say Bloggs.....reckon they misunderstood when I asked for a "Top Off"?
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Old 12th Jun 2009, 21:39
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A better quality of ground handler I have not seen in a long time
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