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1st May 2009 | 20:23

#141 (permalink)

Flyin'ematlast

Joined: Oct 2007

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From: EGLG, UK

How about......

"I said WASH her not SINK her!"

2nd May 2009 | 11:54

#142 (permalink)

O/S and BLEEDS

Joined: Jun 2007

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From: outta this planet..

"Another one! They go out all night, drink too much and then come to the beach and fall asleep on the sand. Cmon boys, let's wake him up before the tide comes in."

2nd May 2009 | 12:44

#143 (permalink)

kwachon

Joined: Apr 2006

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From: Land of the Raj

When I said "Crab it in", I meant...........

5th May 2009 | 16:06

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HELOFAN

Joined: Aug 2005

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From: West Africa

5th May 2009 | 17:24

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ShyTorque

Avoid imitations

Joined: Nov 2000

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL

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From: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times

"Let's jump in before the previous caption competition finishes"

5th May 2009 | 19:20

#146 (permalink)

Evil Twin

Joined: Apr 2007

Posts: 382

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From: Out there

He just said to her "you can drive". Let's get out of here!

5th May 2009 | 19:53

#147 (permalink)

kevin_mayes

Joined: Sep 2007

Posts: 127

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From: Goathland

Why have I got this brolly in my hand, I know it won't open at less than 500 feet...

11th May 2009 | 13:50

#148 (permalink)

Pandalet

Joined: Mar 2006

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From: Land of damp and drizzle

Following an in-flight curry, the load-master's solution to a lack of toilet paper on board didn't meet with universal approval...

12th May 2009 | 07:05

#149 (permalink)

Tarman

Joined: Jan 2008

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From: UK

I told you we shouldn't have leant on those windows. Now we have to fish them out !

12th May 2009 | 10:24

#150 (permalink)

P1DRIVER

Joined: Sep 2008

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From: UK

Quick !! we better move I think he,s reversing.

12th May 2009 | 17:43

#151 (permalink)

ADRidge

Joined: Nov 2007

Posts: 14

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From: Texas, y'all

The annual Marine Corps belly-flop contest was not getting off to a great start. Crew Chief's score for the tandem belly flop: 1.1 for execution, 5.8 for style.

12th May 2009 | 20:11

#152 (permalink)

heliduck

Joined: Sep 2005

Posts: 318

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From: On top of the Longline

Who Farted?!?!?!

12th May 2009 | 20:32

#153 (permalink)

500e

Joined: Jun 2006

Posts: 1,022

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From: In the air with luck

"Quick if we get out before they land we wont have to clean it"
or
Told you those marines cant take a joke

12th May 2009 | 22:52

#154 (permalink)

HoverD

Joined: May 2008

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From: Sussex

Ah.... valet parking.....how civilised....

13th May 2009 | 02:04

#155 (permalink)

iainms

Joined: Sep 2007

Posts: 62

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From: Been there, done it !

we have to leg it, i dont have any mony for the fare !

13th May 2009 | 03:21

#156 (permalink)

Ascend Charlie

Joined: Sep 2002

Aviation Qualifications: CPL

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From: Great South East, tired and retired

The Marines have been trialling the techniques for recovery of parachutists. They fly rapidly rearwards with the "mouth" open, the rear rotor cuts the shrouds, and the parachutists are gobbled up by the rear cargo door.

On this occasion, with the copilot flying by leaning out the crew door, they left it a bit late and almost lost the parachutists into the water. The senior parachutist can be seen strangling the person who talked him into doing this.

12th June 2009 | 16:30

#157 (permalink)

g-mady

Joined: Jul 2005

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From: leicester

A new one to keep us occupied!

12th June 2009 | 17:49

#158 (permalink)

P1DRIVER

Joined: Sep 2008

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From: UK

Pilot to Instructor - Do you think that top will come off if we keep hovering???
Ans. We can hope, you need the hovering experience anyway!!!!!YOU MUST ALSO LOOK INSIDE OCCASIONALLY TO CHECK YOUR INSTRUMENTS!.