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Old 6th Apr 2009, 00:54
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SAS,

I'll pass that on to the guys involved..................................
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 03:06
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You have control...
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 07:20
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The Winner is......

Heliringer for his post that said......

"Boss, we got it to .1 on the mains but I don't reckon I can take it out on that job on monday. Yeah, yeah it's parked as close as I could get it to the hangar"........"About that time off I asked for"

The Baton is passed!
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 09:22
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may I add...

Missed it, by that much!

or

Sorry bout that chief!
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 10:15
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I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and a coke please. Hello?
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 10:23
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Hi boss, did you remember the insurance renewal.

Do you think the following was the time line.
Push out, run up to do flat pitch, (with ground handling wheels still attached) looks good, Just try hover track, wheels drop & lock down , from then on your a wheeled helio a bit of disorientation "why is the hangar moving towards us".
Or was the pilot trying to fly & operate the Chadwick?

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Old 6th Apr 2009, 10:26
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"No Fault Found..."
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 14:22
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hogg? Is that you again?
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 15:52
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"Through these doors pass the world's greatest helicopter pilots"

or...

"Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear"
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Old 6th Apr 2009, 16:46
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Honest to god it was wind shear on final approach...

(sounds familiar??)
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Old 7th Apr 2009, 09:12
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New helicopter........£500k

PPL/CPL(H)............£10k/£50k

Insurance.......£12k

Fuel.......£300

Being the laughing stock of your mates and your fellow colleagues on Pprune......£priceless!

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Old 7th Apr 2009, 09:27
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I'll just tab the blue blade a little and she's all done...
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Old 7th Apr 2009, 09:41
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Hi Boss, where's the broom?............why do I want the broom?....ermm I need to put the helicopter away!

"What happens if I press this button?"

Ok....Today we are going to learn about re-circulation.......I would like to point out the hangar to our left.....................

"This NOTAR is great....you have little stress about striking the tail rotor"


I'll get me coat!
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Old 7th Apr 2009, 12:32
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Well I think you jerks are pathetic. Here we have some poor bugger who has had an accident and you pricks who think you are above all that are making fun of it. No one goes out to have an accident do they ? so why do you think you won't ? I can't wait for the day some of you perfect pilots **** it up. Oh but it cant happen to you can it ??????? you bunch of perfect ***** !!!!!!!
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Well I think you jerks are pathetic. Here we have some poor bugger who has had an accident and you pricks who think you are above all that are making fun of it. No one goes out to have an accident do they ? so why do you think you won't ? I can't wait for the day some of you perfect pilots **** it up. Oh but it cant happen to you can it ??????? you bunch of perfect ***** !!!!!!!
That's far too long for a caption - and not very funny either. Have another go...

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Old 7th Apr 2009, 13:45
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Fault could not be replicated on ground.

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Old 7th Apr 2009, 14:11
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The regulators comment: "Enforcement action is being taken against the operator as the no smoking/fasten seat belt sign in the passenger compartment was unacceptably faded"
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Old 7th Apr 2009, 14:30
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500,

Stepping on some Corns are we?
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Old 7th Apr 2009, 16:12
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Regardless of the arising tiff, I thought this one was done. As the winner hasn't surfaced in a while, how about a new pic to continue the fun?
SASless? . . . .
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Old 7th Apr 2009, 16:52
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I don't know,

Fault cold not be replicated on ground.

and

You have control...

are two of my favorites.
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