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10th April 2009 | 18:12

#81 (permalink)

g-mady

Joined: Jul 2005

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From: leicester

" I've looked at the MEL, it doesnt say anything about a missing tail rotor, or main blades"

MADY

10th April 2009 | 20:06

#82 (permalink)

Retro Coupe

Joined: May 2008

Posts: 57

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From: England

"I told you that making rotorblades out of the same material they make hangar doors from was a bad idea but you wouldn't listen"

10th April 2009 | 20:09

#83 (permalink)

Sewing Machine Man

Joined: Apr 2004

Posts: 57

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From: Swansea, South Wales,UK

“Well Mr Hog, on this occasion I’m afraid you’ve been unsuccessful on completing your flight test… Nice take off though“.

10th April 2009 | 20:22

#84 (permalink)

145kts

Joined: Sep 2004

Posts: 13

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From: Europe

I want a white gentex flight helmet to match my socks, look !!

10th April 2009 | 22:48

#85 (permalink)

SASless

Thread Starter

Joined: May 2002

Aviation Qualifications: ATP+Mil

Posts: 18,633

Likes: 1,072

From: Downeast

The Winner is.......

Several very good posts but the one that tickled me the most......was the one by Shytorque.....and I hand the tiller to him!

Quote:

Wow! Yesterday you couldn't even spell pilot and now you are one! I kneel in your presence!

As if anyone kneels for a helicopter pilot!!!

10th April 2009 | 23:50

#86 (permalink)

ShyTorque

Avoid imitations

Joined: Nov 2000

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL

Posts: 15,110

Likes: 1,083

From: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times

11th April 2009 | 01:24

#87 (permalink)

SASless

Thread Starter

Joined: May 2002

Aviation Qualifications: ATP+Mil

Posts: 18,633

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From: Downeast

Guy in the pink shirt....

"I say Nigel.....you reckon that would work on pilots to get them to fly?

11th April 2009 | 07:08

#88 (permalink)

Tractor_Driver

Joined: Apr 2007

Posts: 52

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From: Up to my axles

Prunella was wondering whether she should have given in to her daughter's demand to buy the biggest helium balloon at the state fair.

11th April 2009 | 08:51

#89 (permalink)

O/S and BLEEDS

Joined: Jun 2007

Posts: 16

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From: outta this planet..

..and it was at this moment sigrid knew she shouldn't have volunteered herself to help the ringmaster....

11th April 2009 | 08:58

#90 (permalink)

007helicopter

Joined: Apr 2006

Posts: 714

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From: uk

This electronic cattle prod is more powerful than i thought !!

11th April 2009 | 14:49

#91 (permalink)

g-mady

Joined: Jul 2005

Posts: 413

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From: leicester

The horse spooked when I landed over there? What horse?

MADY

11th April 2009 | 18:26

#92 (permalink)

grizzled

Joined: Dec 2007

Posts: 879

Likes: 177

From: Itinerant

Prunella: "WOW! No wonder 'Equine Medicine for Dummies' says to warm and grease the thermometer first!"

11th April 2009 | 21:25

#93 (permalink)

Tractor_Driver

Joined: Apr 2007

Posts: 52

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From: Up to my axles

During the unicorn's annual vacation, Charlie made his bid for stardom.

12th April 2009 | 11:10

#94 (permalink)

iainms

Joined: Sep 2007

Posts: 62

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From: Been there, done it !

Fly by wire ?

12th April 2009 | 11:35

#95 (permalink)

Arnie Madsen

Joined: Feb 2008

Posts: 223

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From: Manitoba Canada

See ... I can fly ......!!!
.... now please stop telling me a I am a pig ...!!!

18th April 2009 | 00:25

#96 (permalink)

toptobottom

Joined: Jan 2003

Aviation Qualifications: CPL

Posts: 1,361

Likes: 1

From: Near the bottom

Now THAT'S what I call a fart!

18th April 2009 | 09:38

#97 (permalink)

Lost Again

Joined: Jan 2007

Posts: 28

Likes: 0

From: Abingdon uk

"you Were Warned Not To Brush The Hair On His Bo---cks!"

18th April 2009 | 17:00

#98 (permalink)

twinstar_ca

Joined: Dec 2004

Posts: 379

Likes: 68

From: canada

read your policy and procedure manual, you guys!!! horseplay is strictly forbidden!!!!

19th April 2009 | 08:23

#99 (permalink)

ZK-Pilot

Joined: Mar 2006

Posts: 18

Likes: 0

From: SA, Australia

Whoa

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Horse Float'
I gotta start cutting back on those turnips!!

19th April 2009 | 08:39

#100 (permalink)

albatross

Joined: Sep 2004

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL(H)

Posts: 2,372

Likes: 877

From: Canada

It was going so well until the Chinook flew over!

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