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Old 10th Apr 2009, 18:12
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" I've looked at the MEL, it doesnt say anything about a missing tail rotor, or main blades"

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Old 10th Apr 2009, 20:06
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"I told you that making rotorblades out of the same material they make hangar doors from was a bad idea but you wouldn't listen"
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Old 10th Apr 2009, 20:09
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“Well Mr Hog, on this occasion I’m afraid you’ve been unsuccessful on completing your flight test… Nice take off though“.
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Old 10th Apr 2009, 20:22
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I want a white gentex flight helmet to match my socks, look !!
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Old 10th Apr 2009, 22:48
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The Winner is.......
Several very good posts but the one that tickled me the most......was the one by Shytorque.....and I hand the tiller to him!

Wow! Yesterday you couldn't even spell pilot and now you are one! I kneel in your presence!
As if anyone kneels for a helicopter pilot!!!
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Old 10th Apr 2009, 23:50
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Old 11th Apr 2009, 01:24
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Guy in the pink shirt....

"I say Nigel.....you reckon that would work on pilots to get them to fly?
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Old 11th Apr 2009, 07:08
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Prunella was wondering whether she should have given in to her daughter's demand to buy the biggest helium balloon at the state fair.
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Old 11th Apr 2009, 08:51
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..and it was at this moment sigrid knew she shouldn't have volunteered herself to help the ringmaster....
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Old 11th Apr 2009, 08:58
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This electronic cattle prod is more powerful than i thought !!
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Old 11th Apr 2009, 14:49
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The horse spooked when I landed over there? What horse?

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Old 11th Apr 2009, 18:26
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Prunella: "WOW! No wonder 'Equine Medicine for Dummies' says to warm and grease the thermometer first!"
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Old 11th Apr 2009, 21:25
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During the unicorn's annual vacation, Charlie made his bid for stardom.
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Old 12th Apr 2009, 11:10
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Fly by wire ?
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Old 12th Apr 2009, 11:35
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See ... I can fly ......!!!
.... now please stop telling me a I am a pig ...!!!
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Old 18th Apr 2009, 00:25
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Now THAT'S what I call a fart!
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Old 18th Apr 2009, 09:38
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"you Were Warned Not To Brush The Hair On His Bo---cks!"
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Old 18th Apr 2009, 17:00
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read your policy and procedure manual, you guys!!! horseplay is strictly forbidden!!!!
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 08:23
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Whoa
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Horse Float'
I gotta start cutting back on those turnips!!
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 08:39
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It was going so well until the Chinook flew over!
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