Captions Please!

[SASless]

I nicked this photo from another site but think it makes for a good "Caption This" Thread.

[heli-cal]

What do you mean, its not a good landing, I walked away!

[helofixer]

Reason #3504 that I hate doing track and balance work.
(note the hand held strobe hanging below the aircraft)

[Pablo332]

Do you want it in the tech log?

[fernytickles]

Ha! We don't need no stickin' remote control door opener...

[Scattercat]

"No further left"

[r1flyguy35]

Shortened, lightened & better visibility but still won't fit through the purpose built door

[Solar]

The sooner they fit brakes to these ground handling wheels the better.

[SMOUFW]

''Anyone Home''

[Heliringer]

"Boss, we got it to .1 on the mains but I don't reckon I can take it out on that job on monday. Yeah, yeah it's parked as close as I could get it to the hangar"........"About that time off I asked for"



Anyone know the story behind this one? I could not imagine ringing my boss and telling him that I just did this.

[P1DRIVER]

Where did that building come from - never saw it - honestly !!!!!!!!!!

[dragman]

"Lucky those hangar doors were there, otherwise we may have damaged the chopper"

[dragman]

"Chicken coop for sale"

[Ding Dong]

I swear .. It was like that when I got here !! ..

[SASless]

"Honest Boss....I had the strobe and the Engineer wuz holding the sticks!"



Or......"By Gawd! That cleared the Engineers out of the Tea Room!"

[birrddog]

Originally Posted by dragman

"Chicken coop for sale"

thread drift, though I was flying in a friends Piaggio Avanti from NY to the Bahamas.

9 Seat aircraft, though there were 5 of us, with all our luggage, groceries and fishing and diving gear, the only thing missing were the chickens.

You know you are appreciating an aircraft when.....

[iainms]

Hanger rash ?

[heli kiwi]

"NOTAR"

wow imagine explaining that one.

[Low Flier]

"You're only supposed ta blow da bluddy doors off!"

[nervouspassenger]

Seen On Ebay!

"Fantastic, one owner MD500. Low component hours. Fresh metallic silver paintwork. Low component hours. ADF, Autopilot (no manual), SAS (non-operational), RADALT, Leather Upholstery (Pilot's seat base slightly stained). Low component hours. Needs minor work to get flying again, $2 - 3,000 tops. Great school project for someone. Low component hours. Re-build and fly in your back garden! Serious offers considered but nothing silly please. Starting bid $1, no reserve........"