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Will someone please wind up the key in my back again

Like something out of a bad Bruce Lee movie, we had three Putin's fighting against the opponent...

When asked about Ukraine Putin, went into his Marcel Marceau act again.

Is that Kung Fu?
Naw he's only had wan pint!

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Oih Putin, the ballet class is next door...

The picture must be doctored, like the Wales' -
Putin never bends the knee to anyone
Putin never turns the other cheek
Putin never wears a shirt for sport

Putin wins the floor gold medal at the Russian gymnastics championships, by a unanimous verdict, apart from one judge that fell out of a window.

Putin poses for a false flag "the President has been shot and injured by terrorists" claim...

Ah! I love the smell of Hai Karate in the morning....

- Ed

Prigozhin may be dead, but Putin is still looking over his shoulder.

What Kung Fu that knife into my back?

P: Stop sticking pins in that doll!
Z: Ha ha we’re only just getting started

"Good heavens, I haven't seen such an advanced case of St Vitus' Dance since medical school".

Stop laughing! At my age, this is the closest I can get to doing a Cossack dance!

Czhubby Czhecker says "Let's twist again, like we did last summer!"

Last orders ladies and gentlemen the noble everyone!
(Special license ends at 3:00 am UK time).

Gary Glitter is getting his band back together, might need more glitter for the audition .

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There were funky Rooskie men from funky Rooskietown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Rooskie art
And everybody knew their part
From a feigning to a slip
And a kickin' from the hip

(apologies for the earworm)

- Ed