In preparation for that long away trip, Doris packs her "morning after" pill.

It’s the catering pack mini babybel for the first class cheeseboard

Blimey! Round + out doesn't = the late Hoskins for once...

We’re changing half our black tyres to these whitewalls to be seen as racially diverse.

Thought bubbles:

Her: "How am I going to cut a wedge out of this?"

Him: "Maybe punching 'wheel chock' into Google translate wasn't such a good idea." (Other language mangling apps are available.)

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Say Cheese!

We're having cheese on hostie.

Or is that a hosted cheese sandwich?

Welsh rarebint, perchance?

Airside tiddlywinks EXTREME!

Mavis always enjoyed stroking a hard one.

Maisie always wondered why Pan Am had entered her as a discus thrower in the 1970 Midget Olympics...

Hostie flutters her eyelashes at a passing pilot to get him to help her put on the emergency replacement wheel.....

Whatever cheesed him off?

I've never wanted a drumhead court-martial. But if I play my cards right, I may get a cheese head screw.

It may only have been a rumor that Marianne was hired for her looks. But anyone could see she had the big cheese lying at her feet.

While compelling, company chose not to implement the proposed hat design change.

Betty wondered why she was seen as a target for every Tom’ s dick and Harry’s.

Phyllis discovers that a pachyderm prophylactic makes a perfect engine inlet cover.

- Ed

It's a Boeing, so I always bring a spare plug.