"Smile and wave, boys, cute and cuddly....."

.....said the chap saluting..

Oy! You in the shorts. Is she still following me?

Um, about those new clothes.....

When they said we were doing honour guard for the Emperor, I thought.........

Penguin "You said you were taking me to get some fish heads!"

Something about those hats looks familiar. Are you sure you haven't seen my cousin Ossie around here?

At Arkham Asylum, the Penguin makes his way back to his cell following exercise period.

"THAT MAN ! - P p p pick up that penguin !!!"

The dinner jacket was still a requirement for Dining In Night

I want those rockhoppers tested for steroids and growth hormones, they are too tall.

I want you two dressed as smartly by 0500 tomorrow and start exercising, you have higher BMIs than the average seal.

...and so the rumour started that German Paratroopers were dressed as nuns.

"You, with the fat belly and arms at your sides, STOP WADDLING!" said the man, not talking to the penguin.

- Ed

Wiggy made the mistake of handing over to the next Chief of the Aquarium Staff instead of.....

We live in a world where we can no longer afford to blow each other up with synthetic explosives. Behold, gentlemen, the key to green ordnance.

When Donald Trump took the salute recently it was a case of `The Emperor Penguins` new cloths.

That Statue looks nothing like me! I AM INSULTED!!! Execute the fat one!

God, this place has become a zoo!

You’re back again? We gave you directions to the zoo this morning.

Now we’re going to the movies.