Altogether now...I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts....

The boss picked a poor spot to lose his glasses….

Major Nelson need to find Jeannies bottle before Dr. Bellows returned!

'ere, is it just me, or can you hear a ticking noise?

Amazon attempt to coordinate their pumpkin delivery service.

Look! You're making them round when they ought to be square...

The spec says 9 inches and they're 9 inches. So what's the problem?

The mortar tubes are 2 inches.

Last check of the map to see where to send all the globes to the Flat Earth Society.

This is probably not the best spot to play Tiddlywinks

"The general staff think that the Turks don't have the bottle"!

Hoskins, you are absolutely sure that symbol means this is where they dumped the 'duds'?

"The War Office has sent us 8,000 bed pans. Are they taking the p*ss?"

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Found Wally !

All these C3PO heads need to be ready for Star Wars Day Parade . May the fourth is coming sooner than you expect .
When do the legs get delivered.

So Mrs Scroggins says she last saw her little son playing in the ball pit about here.

So it is agreed then, we need to contact IKEA and inform them we appear to have received nothing but items 29 in the box

So we agree then, it’s a stores cock up, you definitely wrote workers not wankers, so instead of receiving 500 Bullworker’s for the gyms, we appear to have 500 Bulls semen collectors.

So, looking at this map again, I reckon that the old fireworks factory should be somewhere around... there.

So I told the flight we ‘ad been sent back from the line to recuperate, and he said we better go sit wiff all the other recuperators.