... and when we reach the beach at Dover, just put up your hands and claim asylum. They'll let anyone in over there.

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Bloke under Macron's right elbow: "Who IS this clown?"

And if we get any more of those English fishing boats here, they’ll think it’s Trafalgar all over again

Um, Sir. . .

Guy to Macs left, "He just happened to be visiting us on the same night as the ships karaoke competition"?

"And on mic, President Macron".
"You OK mike"?

"I'm Colour blind?? Sacre Rouge"!!!

Among those that made me smile were:

Nutty - Deploy the Surrender Monkeys!
Dan Gerous - ... and when we reach the beach at Dover, just put up your hands and claim asylum. They'll let anyone in over there.
Buster - "AUKUS ahead. Open tubes 1 & 2...."
Fitliker - Paddle faster , I hear banjo music

Un étoile d'argent for Buster getting in "...épée large appelant Danny Boy...épée large appelant Danny Boy...."

But the winner is Chu Chuwith: Man on left (sotto voice): I said we needed to bring in a Cousteau, not a Clouseau.

The CST will be on its way as soon as the 7th SOS can retrieve it from the East Anglian mud.

I was thinking along the lines of Non, Capitaine de frégate Bond, je m'attends à ce que vous mouriez.

Thank you very much SLXOwft!

Not sure if I will regret this, but here's one along similar lines (with a French connection, no less).
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SLXOwft Cheers!

What have you been using this for?

Sergeant, when you say "squeeze the tit gently", I expect you to demonstrate with the trigger.

"This one is the 3 horsepower kick-start diesel dildo, enough to satisfy a platoon of non-men."

Why am I the only one who brought an anti tank weapon to the impending tank attack ?

So this model features longitudinal, radial and orbital vibration, and this trigger wil provide additional lubrication.
It's the new powered post-hole digger, of course. What did you think it was?

“It’s a strap-on.”

Suppressed grins all round.