Dear mum, this army is great, nothing is to much for us troops, they have even shelled out for a seat for me.

That confusing feeling you get , when the instructions for putting your boots on are worn off the sole

Dear mum, I have been transferred to bomb disposal, but to be honest, I wouldn’t recognise one if they stuck it under my nose.

Wow, this virutual reality controller is good!

Dear mum, sometimes I think I’m from Lilliput, you want to see the size of the bullets they are firing at us.

Following some limited success in making a Destroyer Escort disappear......the field test to do the same to a single infantryman seemed much easier.

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Dear mum, arrived Safety on Omaha beach and have been collecting some shells for little Amy’s collection.

Private Higgins was found to be suffering from severe shell shock.

Hey, why does it say ANDY on the bottom?

Typical. Logistics always deliver either the gun or the shell, never both at the same time...

G.I. Joe tells Barbie she won't believe how big it is.

Ignoring the unexploded shell and the deadly snake, Health and Safety experts were more concerned with Private Gonzales' approach to pedal hygiene...

The navy kept promising support, so I called one in.

They say the age of battleships is over. But when you need a 16" shell, there's just no substitute.

The U.S. Marines' role in the development of bang seats has long been underappreciated.

And with one foul sweep, US boots on the ground were reduced by 50%


..

As I sat on a shell
That could blow me to hell
While a hundred *** soldiers
Could shoot at my shoulder
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)

(With abject apologies to Dave Mason/Traffic)

Guadalcanal see shells above the sea shore

Booo hoo l wanted a sledge for Xmas