These are for the girls to go ga-ga over. Get the Go Pro on the collar and send them into the shower block.
No you clot the Woman's area.

"Hello, Padre."

"Hello, sorry about my appearance - my dog collar got lost in the wash, and my wife said these would do just as well."

The Itchy and Scratchy Show....

- Ed

Bloggs, when I said "Get yourself to Labrador", I meant fly to Goose Bay!

Well when I walk into the nightclub, all the girls forget about dancing.

Mr Picasso, How much longer am I to stand here holding these puppies up...

Only way these Dashunds are getting up these steps.

Look you retired 5 years ago but you still insist on being called Captain. When you were only a General Dogsbody. Now just take your wife's pet for their daily exercise

Well I was sitting on the bog having a hamlet moment and these barstewards stole my bog roll

No, no, "hush puppies" is what I said after I mistook them for my carpet slippers.

Ah! Should have gone to Specsavers.

They're not that small...

This new Democrat mandated Army sensitivity training program is really helping me with connect with my inner feelings, it just what an Infantryman needs !

The misprint in the ATO advised the tanker crew to expect two retrievers.

These are for Prince Charles. Apparently, he’s had a gutful of Corgis.

Well that's the seventeenth time I have dropped them and unlike the cats last week still not landed on their paws. ...
Sarge got a call for you from the RSPCA...

Mainwaring: "Now, what's this about, Wilson?"

Wilson: "I think they're rather sweet, sir, don't you? I've trained them to go on parade with us - if I say 'Would you awfully mind falling in now, please, quick as you can' they obey me faultlessly."

Well its better than having a Combat Ready Cat...

Yes of course I'm a dog lover...
Sarge wanna couple of beers???...
erm...

These? They are replacement swabs for the A1M1 barrel, where's the broom handle.

Not allowed to use small children to sweep the chimneys anymore. ....

Right, going to need my puppies back...so last call - judging tomorrow morning!